{"id":399,"date":"2003-03-01T02:26:11","date_gmt":"2003-03-01T08:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=399"},"modified":"2011-09-25T09:54:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-25T15:54:46","slug":"first-of-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"First of many"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><\/em><em><\/em>Remember what I said about not having anything to put on the site for a while? Well, it was all a lie.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I put up my very first article!  Hooray for me! What is it about? You&#8217;ll have to go find out for yourself. What are you waiting for? Go <a title=\"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!\" href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=402\">here<\/a> to read it. I know it&#8217;s not very funny(I wasn&#8217;t aiming for funny, but there are a couple &#8220;jokes&#8221;), but is is an interesting read, and it&#8217;s a good way to invest ten minutes. So go on, read it, and send me your thoughts.<\/p>\n<p><em>UPDATE<\/em> &#8211; I just changed the look of the site a little bit. Now  the logo is above the ad, and the page links are up at the top too  instead of down at the bottom. I think it looks better and more  professional this way. Now I&#8217;m ranked a lot higher on Newgrounds too.  Huzzah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember what I said about not having anything to put on the site for a while? Well, it was all a lie. Today, I put up my very first article! Hooray for me! What is it about? You&#8217;ll have to go find out for yourself. What are you waiting for? Go here to read it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=399\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">First of many<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-admin","category-idiot-box"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":404,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}