{"id":3893,"date":"2013-11-25T11:33:42","date_gmt":"2013-11-25T16:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3893"},"modified":"2013-11-25T11:48:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T16:48:50","slug":"is-this-the-world-we-created","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3893","title":{"rendered":"Is this the world we created?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/fnplush.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I took this picture at some point last year, and I don&#8217;t think I ever got around to actually putting it into a blog post. Time doesn&#8217;t really dull the pain of knowing that I live in a world where not only do Fruit Ninja plush toys exists, but said toys cost twelve bucks (after taxes).<\/p>\n<p>Twelve bucks. For\u00a0a plush fruit. That (presumably) splits in half.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not quite stupid enough that I need to call for another divine flood or muse about why suicide booths don&#8217;t exist yet, but man, Fruit Ninja toys. I guess that good ideas really were an exhaustible resource.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took this picture at some point last year, and I don&#8217;t think I ever got around to actually putting it into a blog post. Time doesn&#8217;t really dull the pain of knowing that I live in a world where not only do Fruit Ninja plush toys exists, but said toys cost twelve bucks (after &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3893\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Is this the world we created?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,26,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-foodstuffs","category-mobile-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3893"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3895,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3893\/revisions\/3895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}