{"id":3827,"date":"2013-10-28T08:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T13:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3827"},"modified":"2013-10-28T08:59:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T13:59:41","slug":"i-know-too-much-about-pokemon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3827","title":{"rendered":"I know too much about Pok\u00e9mon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am very much enjoying this <strong>Pok\u00e9mon X and Y<\/strong> image macro.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dragons.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3829 aligncenter\" alt=\"dragons\" src=\"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dragons.png\" width=\"500\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dragons.png 500w, https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/dragons-300x144.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A pok\u00e9mon&#8217;s type is usually pretty obvious just by looking at it. Hell, most of them are even colour-coded for your convenience. Charizard (on the right) may be a dragon in appearance, but it is not actually a dragon-type pok\u00e9mon. This is because in the first games, <strong>Pok\u00e9mon Red and Blue<\/strong>, dragon-types pretty easily outclassed most other pok\u00e9mon. As such, there were only three in the game (and all in one evolutionary family, at that). Charizard was the final form of one of the available starter pok\u00e9mon, Charmander, and it would be more than a little broken if you were given something so overwhelmingly powerful right from the start. As it is, Charmander is typically the starter you choose if you want the early game to be a little more challenging.<\/p>\n<p>Goomy, the little blob on the left, is a new pok\u00e9mon introduced in\u00a0Generation VI. He&#8217;s a straight-up dragon-type, and eventually\u00a0evolves into a\u00a0somewhat\u00a0dragon-esque thing, but really it looks like some kind of horribly mutated Yoshi. I don&#8217;t know, I think it might be this generation&#8217;s joke pok\u00e9mon? Only it doesn&#8217;t suck? Who even knows what Game Freak is thinking anymore.<\/p>\n<p>This has been your Pok\u00e9mon Fact of the Day. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am very much enjoying this Pok\u00e9mon X and Y image macro. A pok\u00e9mon&#8217;s type is usually pretty obvious just by looking at it. Hell, most of them are even colour-coded for your convenience. Charizard (on the right) may be a dragon in appearance, but it is not actually a dragon-type pok\u00e9mon. This is because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3827\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I know too much about Pok\u00e9mon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pokemon","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3827"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3832,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3827\/revisions\/3832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}