{"id":3613,"date":"2013-08-12T13:33:11","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T18:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3613"},"modified":"2013-08-12T13:33:43","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T18:33:43","slug":"because-that-totally-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3613","title":{"rendered":"Because that totally happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An excerpt from the Zoo Rules page on the website of the city zoo:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The following items are NOT PERMITTED and should be left at home: <\/em>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Pets *<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Roller blades, roller skates, heelies, skateboards, child scooters<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Balloons of any kind<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Straws<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Balls, Frisbees, flying discs, etc.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And now I&#8217;m imagining a gang of punks on unicycles causing all sorts of mischief in the zoo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An excerpt from the Zoo Rules page on the website of the city zoo: The following items are NOT PERMITTED and should be left at home: Pets * Roller blades, roller skates, heelies, skateboards, child scooters Bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles Balloons of any kind Straws Balls, Frisbees, flying discs, etc. And now I&#8217;m imagining a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3613\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Because that totally happens<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-outside-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3613"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3618,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613\/revisions\/3618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}