{"id":3097,"date":"2010-07-20T16:32:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-20T21:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3097"},"modified":"2013-01-28T12:28:09","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T17:28:09","slug":"sometimes-we-might-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3097","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes we might fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/metroidcondoms.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center>I know that it&#8217;s been a while since <strong>Metroid Prime 3: Corruption<\/strong>, but it&#8217;s a real testament to how poorly the Metroid Prime Trilogy sold that Samus has had to resort to selling condoms to make ends meet. At least <strong>Metroid: Other M<\/strong> comes out soon and her regular cash flow will pick up.<\/p>\n<p><em>Interesting tidbit:<\/em> While typing the two sentences above, I missed typing nearly half of the o&#8217;s. Weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that it&#8217;s been a while since Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, but it&#8217;s a real testament to how poorly the Metroid Prime Trilogy sold that Samus has had to resort to selling condoms to make ends meet. At least Metroid: Other M comes out soon and her regular cash flow will pick up. Interesting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3097\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sometimes we might fall<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,41,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-pretty-ladies","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3098,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3097\/revisions\/3098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}