{"id":3065,"date":"2009-12-16T13:27:55","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T18:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3065"},"modified":"2013-01-28T11:33:08","modified_gmt":"2013-01-28T16:33:08","slug":"she-moves-like-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3065","title":{"rendered":"She moves like the wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I finally saw <em>New Moon<\/em> last night. And I&#8217;m using &#8220;finally&#8221; in the &#8220;I finally ran out of ways to avoid it&#8221; sense, not the &#8220;I&#8217;m so excited we finally saw it&#8221; sense. It was not nearly as awful as <em>Twilight<\/em>, but still pretty bad. Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart still can&#8217;t act, and the Bella character is the stupidest fuckwit I&#8217;ve ever seen. But Taylor Lautner was atually quite good! I was surprised, to say the least. Also the fact that the werewolves were all Hulk-out rather than full moon was neat. A little sketchy, but it allows for a lot more werewolf than the full moon mythos allows. Anyway, it&#8217;s still basically two hours of whining, so I don&#8217;t recommend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I finally saw New Moon last night. And I&#8217;m using &#8220;finally&#8221; in the &#8220;I finally ran out of ways to avoid it&#8221; sense, not the &#8220;I&#8217;m so excited we finally saw it&#8221; sense. It was not nearly as awful as Twilight, but still pretty bad. Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart still can&#8217;t act, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=3065\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">She moves like the wind<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3066,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3065\/revisions\/3066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}