{"id":2534,"date":"2008-12-01T20:35:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T01:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2534"},"modified":"2012-06-27T15:15:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T20:15:19","slug":"ive-got-aces-in-my-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2534","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve got aces in my eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s December again! Despite living in Winterpeg and working in retail, there are some things I absolutely love about the month of December. <a href=\"http:\/\/x-entertainment.com\/updates\/\" target=\"_blank\">X-Entertainment&#8217;s Advent Calendar<\/a> would be the obvious one. Oh, and that Christmas thing is pretty cool too, as long as you don&#8217;t mind overblown holidays. I also like the opportunity to dress up my website with little snowmen. <em>A<\/em> little snowman. Whatever. The point is <em>snowman<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>But with this change in header image comes an absolutely massive commitment: <em>The 24 Days of Materialism<\/em>. Yes. That&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s back. You may or not remember that last year I attempted to review 24 things, one a day from December 1st until December 24th. It burned out with only three days to go, but I feel good about it this year! And for someone who hasn&#8217;t made more than three blog posts a month for almost the entire year, it&#8217;s a pretty grand claim. But I can do it! And I will do it! You shouldn&#8217;t start sentences with &#8216;and&#8217; <em>or<\/em> &#8216;but&#8217;! Given that it&#8217;s a pretty big project and it&#8217;s my first day, I think I&#8217;ll start small.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/jonescandy.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center>Jones Soda carbonated candy has been around for ages, but I only just discovered it whence I was visiting the top of a mountain in Banff earlier this year. I then found more in the shopping district and was amazed. I ate it, and it was magical. I was swooned. When I returned home, I proudly showed off my find to my mom and youngest brother, but was quickly shot down when he said he&#8217;d been getting the stuff down at the 7-Eleven for ages. I slumped to the ground in defeat.<\/p>\n<p>The Jones candy isn&#8217;t terribly special on its own. I&#8217;ve been eating little candy bottlecaps and other stuff that has the sweet fizzing effect that the Jones candy so proudly touts since I was but a wee nipper, and as far as I can remember, they all taste just as good. Or even better in some cases. I&#8217;d take a root beer bottlecap over a sour green apple &#8220;fufu berry&#8221; Jones candy any day. The cream soda is rockin&#8217; though! The thing that really sets them apart is the sweet tin that they come in. Okay, fine, it&#8217;s not super great, but I&#8217;ve been obsessed with candy tins since like forever. I have a collection of Altoids tins in my closet that is just a small testament to my love of candy tins. In recent years, I&#8217;ve been purging my room of useless things like that bit by bit, so it&#8217;s not as apparent as it would have been back when this site was still coated in black. It physically hurt me to toss out the Jones candy tins, but I&#8217;m told that fewer people respect packrats.<\/p>\n<p>If that last sentence weren&#8217;t there, I&#8217;d have a wicked awesome segue into this paragraph, but so it goes. I just wanted to mention today that it&#8217;s been a whole year since I gave Torrential Equilibrium a facelift, and I still like it. Though to its credit, I think the last layout lasted about three years, so we&#8217;ll see how I feel about this one come 2010.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s December again! Despite living in Winterpeg and working in retail, there are some things I absolutely love about the month of December. X-Entertainment&#8217;s Advent Calendar would be the obvious one. Oh, and that Christmas thing is pretty cool too, as long as you don&#8217;t mind overblown holidays. I also like the opportunity to dress &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2534\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ve got aces in my eyes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2535,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2534\/revisions\/2535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}