{"id":2312,"date":"2008-03-16T15:13:40","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T20:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2012-04-27T09:39:22","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T14:39:22","slug":"youd-better-run-for-cover-underground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2312","title":{"rendered":"You’d better run for cover underground"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Okay okay, I know nobody reads these, so it doesn’t matter that I’m posting it more than halfway through the month, but here’s March’s Band of the Month post anyway. This month I’d like to pay my respects to the Scorpions.<\/p>\n

Obviously, everyone’s pretty familiar with at least the band’s signature song. I mean, who hasn’t ever heard “Rock you Like A Hurricane”? Exactly. Everyone on Earth, whether they like it or not, knows at least that song. And yeah, that’s great and all, but really, I just wanted to point out just how much I’m enjoying their new album, Humanity: Hour 1<\/span>. It’s metal-tastic. It’s not really perfect, but it’s damn well close.<\/p>\n

I could go on and on about exactly why I like the album, which lyrics I find the most poignant, what solos I like the best, but since nobody cares anyway, I’ll just call that it. If you want to know more, you know how to use the internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay okay, I know nobody reads these, so it doesn’t matter that I’m posting it more than halfway through the month, but here’s March’s Band of the Month post anyway. This month I’d like to pay my respects to the Scorpions. Obviously, everyone’s pretty familiar with at least the band’s signature song. I mean, who … Continue reading You’d better run for cover underground<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-botm","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2314,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions\/2314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}