{"id":2305,"date":"2008-02-26T15:35:59","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T20:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2012-04-27T09:00:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T14:00:30","slug":"so-i-wont-miss-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2305","title":{"rendered":"So I won&#8217;t miss you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Edwin had informed me that in the previous post I had made a typo and dated it the 32nd of February. He then joked that the shortest month had suddenly become the longest. It&#8217;s funny though, that February has been abolutely crawling by for me. Don&#8217;t know why, but rather than obsessively checking the time to make sure I wasn&#8217;t wasting any, I&#8217;ve been pressed to find ways to while away my free time. I don&#8217;t know if March will put time back in its normal paces, but here&#8217;s hoping.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/omegaman.png\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" \/>In other news, I watched <em>The Omega Man<\/em> whilst unable to sleep a couple mornings ago, and despite many, many parallels, it&#8217;s very different from the most recent revisioning of the story, <em>I Am Legend<\/em>. For most of the first half of the movie, you&#8217;ll notice all sorts of similarities between the two, having Neville blazing through town in a red car in the opening scene being the most obvious. Even scenes that are completely different, like where he&#8217;s reciting lines along with a movie (<em>Woodstock<\/em> and <em>Shrek<\/em>, respectively), had me thinking &#8220;Hey this is just like in the other one!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I think that despite the fact that the movies branch out in very different ways in the middle, <em>I Am Legend<\/em> is probably the better film overall, but <em>The Omega Man<\/em> has that wonderful 70&#8217;s vibe that I cannot help but love. The one part where I think <em>The Omega Man<\/em> excels over its newer counterpart would be the scenes where Neville has his shirt off. Charlton Heston&#8217;s physique isn&#8217;t going to make the common man look inadequate in front of his female peers, unlike Will Smith&#8217;s, who they will seriously not shut up about. I mean, come on girls, it&#8217;s Hollywood. You can&#8217;t possibly expect that kind of rippedness from Average Joe! So stop gushing about the scene where Will Smith is not wearing a shirt, please. If you have to, you can at least have the courtesy to do it while I&#8217;m not around. Jeez.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah. I got a semi-review and two complaints out in one blog post. I think that&#8217;s pretty good. I guess it&#8217;s back to killing time for me then. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s probably something productive I could be doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edwin had informed me that in the previous post I had made a typo and dated it the 32nd of February. He then joked that the shortest month had suddenly become the longest. It&#8217;s funny though, that February has been abolutely crawling by for me. Don&#8217;t know why, but rather than obsessively checking the time &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2305\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So I won&#8217;t miss you<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2306,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2305\/revisions\/2306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}