{"id":2160,"date":"2007-09-21T23:55:29","date_gmt":"2007-09-22T04:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2012-04-20T16:07:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T21:07:36","slug":"put-your-hands-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2160","title":{"rendered":"Put your hands up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/breffastsam.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center>The (almost) greatest breakfast sandwich ever:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Slice of buttered bread<\/li>\n<li>A layer of bacon (each layer would be 2-3 strips)<\/li>\n<li>A fried egg<\/li>\n<li>Slice of cheese<\/li>\n<li>Second layer of bacon<\/li>\n<li>Second Fried Egg<\/li>\n<li>Another slice of cheese<\/li>\n<li>Third layer of bacon<\/li>\n<li>Slice of buttered bread<\/li>\n<li>Strip of bacon on top (hold it on with a toothpick for class)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s simple, but it&#8217;s awesome. I suppose you could mix it up a bit with some sort of condiment (I like to lightly pepper the eggs), but it&#8217;s still officially a work in progress. I intend to perfect this sandwich in the near future. Bigger! Badder! More bacon! Expect to hear about it when I have, or maybe not because I&#8217;ll have died from a heart attack. Hey, you&#8217;ve gotta suffer for your art.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The (almost) greatest breakfast sandwich ever: Slice of buttered bread A layer of bacon (each layer would be 2-3 strips) A fried egg Slice of cheese Second layer of bacon Second Fried Egg Another slice of cheese Third layer of bacon Slice of buttered bread Strip of bacon on top (hold it on with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2160\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Put your hands up!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2161,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions\/2161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}