{"id":2099,"date":"2012-04-18T12:31:53","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T17:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2099"},"modified":"2012-04-18T12:31:53","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T17:31:53","slug":"twist-and-scarf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2099","title":{"rendered":"Twist and scarf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/twistos.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"400\" \/>To the right of this test box is an image of a bag of Twistos, my new favouritest cracker. If the bag is to be beleived, they&#8217;re pretty new in general, too.<\/p>\n<p>You see here the bruschetta flavour, and there are a couple other cheese-themed varieties, but they aren&#8217;t worth remembering because bruschetta is the best of the bunch, hands down. The other ones aren&#8217;t <em>bad<\/em>, mind you, they just pale in comparison to the deliciousness of the crumbelievable bruschetta flavour.<\/p>\n<p>The crackers themselves are more like little bits of toasted bread than your traditional cracker, incidentally giving them a very similar texture to actual bruschetta. They&#8217;re have a very satisfying crunch to them but aren&#8217;t nearly as tough as bruschetta, and they pose little to no threat of tearing up the roof of your mouth. In fact, now that I think of it, they&#8217;re almost like croutons, just repurposed to be a stand-alone product.<\/p>\n<p>The really best thing about these Twistos is that they are a semi-healthy snack <em>and<\/em>\u00a0they&#8217;re cheap! Usually you only get one of those benefits, but the Twistos have got it all. There really isn&#8217;t much to them nutrient-wise, but they&#8217;re\u00a0relatively low in sugars, which is my big problem area. They aren&#8217;t necessarily the healthiest snack in the grocery aisle, but they&#8217;re still worlds better than the crap I usually stuff in my gullet.<\/p>\n<p>I had no idea what company produces these bad boys, and a quick Google search revealed that they were originally a <a href=\"http:\/\/twistos.com.ar\/productos\/minitostaditas\/\">Spanish-language snack<\/a>\u00a0that only recently made its way to North American shores. Either that or PepsiCo is ripping those guys off like there&#8217;s no tomorrow. There are other snacks in the Twistos catalogue, but give the fact that our version doesn&#8217;t have a subtitle, I doubt PepsiCo intends on bringing the other types over anytime soon. Doesn&#8217;t bother me though, because those other ones don&#8217;t interest me terribly.<\/p>\n<p>I just wrote 300+ words about crackers. New low?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the right of this test box is an image of a bag of Twistos, my new favouritest cracker. If the bag is to be beleived, they&#8217;re pretty new in general, too. You see here the bruschetta flavour, and there are a couple other cheese-themed varieties, but they aren&#8217;t worth remembering because bruschetta is the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2099\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Twist and scarf<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2099"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2111,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2099\/revisions\/2111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}