{"id":2079,"date":"2007-06-01T22:42:35","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T03:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2079"},"modified":"2012-04-17T08:04:59","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T13:04:59","slug":"this-songs-about-anal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2079","title":{"rendered":"This song&#8217;s about anal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a frightening E-mail the other day, letting me know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pandora.com\" target=\"_blank\">Pandora<\/a> would no longer be providing its service to Canadian interwebbers. I thought it was just a really bad joke, but it turns out it&#8217;s true. This makes sadness. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s some crazy garbage I could shove into one of my web browsers that would keep the site from detecting my location, but then I remembered that I have well over 25 gigabytes of music on my hard drive, and my CD count is coming around to about 200. So yeah. I&#8217;ll miss the occasional new bands that I like (gotta thank Pandora for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gary_Hoey\" target=\"_blank\">Gary Hoey<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_pink_spiders\" target=\"_blank\">The Pink Spiders<\/a>), but overall, I guess sticking iTunes on random play is more than good enough to fill the void.<\/p>\n<p>I knew he&#8217;d mention them eventually, but I beat Matt to the <a href=\"http:\/\/x-entertainment.com\/updates\/2007\/05\/26\/jordin-sparks-is-a-squid-head-who-eats-snickers-bars\/\" target=\"_blank\">Shrek Snickerses<\/a> by one day! So check that out to see what someone who knows how to work a camera thinks of them.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/pino.png\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" \/>All the old people on the internet have really been abuzz this week. Why? Apparently everyone in the world already knew that ActRaiser is an awesome game, and they&#8217;re just delighted that it&#8217;s shown up on the Virtual Console. Me? I tried the ROM once, died and gave up. Turns out I missed out on a wicked game.So I plunked down the 800 or whatever Wii Points it cost, and I&#8217;ve got to say it&#8217;s my best purchase yet. Tecmo Bowl notwithstanding, in three days, it&#8217;s already the Virtual Console game I&#8217;ve spent the most time with, and considering I&#8217;ve got Super Mario 64, StarFox 64, and A Link to The Past on there, that&#8217;s really saying something. But yeah, ActRaiser is an Enix game, so of course it&#8217;s awesome. I&#8217;m hoping for maybe some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mobygames.com\/game\/wonder-project-j-kikai-no-shounen-pino\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wonder Project J<\/a> in the future&#8230; or even better &#8211; a new Wonder Project specifically for Wii! But God forbid Square-Enix makes a sequel to a totally original game when they can keep inundating the industry with more and more Final Fantasy garbage (and occasional Dragon Quest goodness).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a frightening E-mail the other day, letting me know that Pandora would no longer be providing its service to Canadian interwebbers. I thought it was just a really bad joke, but it turns out it&#8217;s true. This makes sadness. I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s some crazy garbage I could shove into one of my web &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2079\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This song&#8217;s about anal<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,14,20,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-music","category-retro-gaming","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2080,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2079\/revisions\/2080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}