So I’ve got a new article out. Been a while, yes it has. But in actuality, this one isn’t really an “article” in the traditional sense. Nope, this one’s more of a satirical piece, picking specifically on GameFAQs.com users\/contributors and less specifically on everything else I could think of. There’s also a large helping of self-parody and a number of pop culture references that would annoy even Seth McFarlane. So yes, it’s labelled under “pseudo-articles”, and is naught but a simple text document. And now that I’ve got the foreword down, you know what to expect. Just make sure you look at pretty much everything from a satirical standpoint, and I think you’ll enjoy. Though you may benefit from having generally spent a lot of time on blogs, message boards and GameFAQs, because it’s mostly all pointed at that crowd. And on one last note, it does get progressively worse\/half-assed after Chapter 5, so don’t bother calling me on it, I already know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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