{"id":2009,"date":"2007-04-18T17:38:38","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T22:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2009"},"modified":"2012-03-28T15:27:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T20:27:40","slug":"youre-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2009","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/mariovaginas.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center>And your doubts about how awesome Super Paper Mario is are now gone.<\/p>\n<p>So anyhow, ummm&#8230; I dunno. I finally bought <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Black_Parade\" target=\"_blank\">The Black Parade<\/a>. I still don&#8217;t like &#8220;Welcome To The Black Parade&#8221;, but the album as a whole is pretty darn good. In fact, all the other songs are good. Figures though. Singles these days seem to often be the weakest songs a band has to offer. Also, you know, Wikipedia telling me the thing was majorly influenced by Queen (favourite band ever) was really the deciding factor there. Certainly wins a lot of points for that one.<\/p>\n<p>I got some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/fdpeeps.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">deformed Peeps<\/a>. don&#8217;t know what to say. Better deforemd than retarded though, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And your doubts about how awesome Super Paper Mario is are now gone. So anyhow, ummm&#8230; I dunno. I finally bought The Black Parade. I still don&#8217;t like &#8220;Welcome To The Black Parade&#8221;, but the album as a whole is pretty darn good. In fact, all the other songs are good. Figures though. Singles these &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=2009\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re dead<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,8,12,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs","category-m-for-mature","category-mario","category-music","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2009"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2010,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009\/revisions\/2010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}