{"id":1908,"date":"2006-10-13T22:01:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-14T03:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1908"},"modified":"2012-03-27T14:20:35","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T19:20:35","slug":"spewing-from-the-mouth-of-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1908","title":{"rendered":"Spewing from the mouth of Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wwtdd.com\/post.phtml?pk=1459\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/duff.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>You know, I read <a href=\"http:\/\/wwtdd.com\/post.phtml?pk=1459\" target=\"_blank\">this entire post<\/a>, and all I could think is &#8220;when did Hilary Duff get hot?&#8221; Because I totally didn&#8217;t notice. Usually I&#8217;m pretty keen on that kind of stuff, but this one totally slipped by me. But honestly, the real mystery here is why is she dating a pantywaste like Joel Madden? Seriously. I&#8217;m a hunky shirtless cowboy, not a detective. So anyone, feel free to chime in here. It&#8217;s making my head spin.<\/p>\n<p>Say, have I mentioned how awesome my job is yet? Well it is. Most days I have so little to do that I completely forget what I did all day by the end of my shift. Also, I put up walls. I dunno. I just thought maybe I&#8217;d bring it up. Seemed like something I should do. The one strange thing is that I&#8217;m getting satisfaction from helping other human beings. That&#8217;s never happened before, so I&#8217;m a little afraid.<\/p>\n<p>And to complete today&#8217;s completely worthless blog post (Not at all like yesterday&#8217;s. That bacon man should define your outlook on life), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freewebs.com\/jimbobworkshop\/\" target=\"_blank\">a horrible, horrible website<\/a>! It changes more often than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themikehaynes.com\" target=\"_blank\">Mike&#8217;s<\/a>! (Though that&#8217;s not what makes it so horrible)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I read this entire post, and all I could think is &#8220;when did Hilary Duff get hot?&#8221; Because I totally didn&#8217;t notice. Usually I&#8217;m pretty keen on that kind of stuff, but this one totally slipped by me. But honestly, the real mystery here is why is she dating a pantywaste like Joel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1908\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spewing from the mouth of Hell<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl","category-pretty-ladies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1909,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions\/1909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}