{"id":1841,"date":"2006-08-28T16:51:35","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T21:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1841"},"modified":"2012-03-22T13:22:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T18:22:14","slug":"look-at-the-hottie-in-the-tight-jeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1841","title":{"rendered":"Look at the hottie in the tight jeans"},"content":{"rendered":"

I watched The Bechwarmers<\/a> the other night. It was surprisingly good. I mean, it’s not something I would buy, but I’ll recommend renting it. Dick and fart jokes, plenty of slapstick, and mucho vomit. Exactly what I look for in a dumb movie. Plus a bunch of good names. I’m not a huge Rob Schneider fan, but he, David Spade and Jon Heder do a commendable job on this one.<\/p>\n

Bought me a buttload of CDs over the last couple days. Four, actually, but I defy you to load your butt with more than four CDs. Bad Religion’s The Empire Strikes First<\/em> is fan-frickin-tastic, and Thrice’s Red Sky EP<\/em> headbutts women in the ovaries for fun. The other two (Resident Evil Soundtrack, OK Go’s Oh No<\/em>) are less notable, but I like them enough to have bought them. I also finally found a copy of The Alpahbet of Manliness<\/a>. Needless to say, it’s the best book I’ve read since… Well, probably ever.<\/p>\n

Lastly for today, I will wipe any doubt that I don’t kick major ass from your mind. Behold:<\/p>\n

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click for king-size<\/span><\/a><\/center>Frankly, “Bark At The Moon” was a bitch, but otherwise, I think I’m getting pretty good. I’m not going anywhere near Expert mode though. Not until I five-star everything on Hard, at least. It literally frightens me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I watched The Bechwarmers the other night. It was surprisingly good. I mean, it’s not something I would buy, but I’ll recommend renting it. Dick and fart jokes, plenty of slapstick, and mucho vomit. Exactly what I look for in a dumb movie. Plus a bunch of good names. I’m not a huge Rob Schneider … Continue reading Look at the hottie in the tight jeans<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,14,15,30,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-music","category-plastic-guitars","category-reading","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1842,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841\/revisions\/1842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}