{"id":1830,"date":"2006-08-21T01:27:31","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T06:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2013-03-06T12:32:02","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T17:32:02","slug":"never-turn-your-back-on-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1830","title":{"rendered":"Never turn your back on it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep. I know I didn&#8217;t post an article last week. And so the streak ends. It was a good run though. Anyhow, I&#8217;ve been at the cottage for the last four days, and damn did I get a lot accomplished. Most importantly, I learned to bake pie. This is probably going to end up a bad thing though, because now I can create pie whenever I want, and it&#8217;ll likely be my downfall. Secondly, I finished Kingdom Hearts 2 with a 100% completion rate. It was a bitch, but I did it. I&#8217;m proud of myself. And the game was pretty awesome too. A little easy due to Forms being totally <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=broken&amp;r=f\" target=\"_blank\">broken<\/a>, but fun no less. So now, links!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bamkapow.com\/top-ten-unmanliest-superheroes-442-p.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Top Ten Unmanliest Superheroes<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.progressiveboink.com\/archive\/worstbandnames.html\" target=\"_blank\">Your Band Name Sucks: 50 of the Inexcusably Worst<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikiality.com\/Bears\" target=\"_blank\">The truthiness about bears<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metacafe.com\/watch\/125156\/hot_dancing_girl\/\" target=\"_blank\">My new favourite video ever (NSFW)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dsfanboy.com\/2006\/08\/19\/marios-dirty-mouth\/\" target=\"_blank\">This is a little entertaining. Kinda.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wii.ign.com\/articles\/726\/726279p1.html\" target=\"_blank\">IGN Wii&#8217;s Retro Remix takes a look at Earthbound<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep. I know I didn&#8217;t post an article last week. And so the streak ends. It was a good run though. Anyhow, I&#8217;ve been at the cottage for the last four days, and damn did I get a lot accomplished. Most importantly, I learned to bake pie. This is probably going to end up a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1830\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Never turn your back on it<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,46,26,8,20,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-earthbound","category-foodstuffs","category-m-for-mature","category-retro-gaming","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3240,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions\/3240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}