{"id":1746,"date":"2006-07-06T16:00:21","date_gmt":"2006-07-06T21:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2012-03-12T14:41:44","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T19:41:44","slug":"i-cant-surf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1746","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t surf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/filmwad.com\/death-race-3000-and-castlevania-updates-595-p.html\" target=\"_blank\">They&#8217;re making a Castlevania movie.<\/a> I hope it&#8217;s awesome and spawns enough sequels to get up to a <a href=\"http:\/\/ps2.ign.com\/objects\/726\/726529.html\" target=\"_blank\">Curse of Darkness<\/a> story&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know what else pleases me to no end? <a href=\"http:\/\/planetgamecube.com\/media.cfm?artid=11079&amp;MedTID=1\" target=\"_blank\">Mario Hoops 3-on-3<\/a>. I don&#8217;t care at all for basketball, but the fact that Square-Enix is developing it just makes me giggle. Also, it looks rather pretty too.<\/p>\n<p>And last for today, <a href=\"http:\/\/planetgamecube.com\/newsArt.cfm?artid=11792\" target=\"_blank\">check this out<\/a>. Neat marketing scheme, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re making a Castlevania movie. I hope it&#8217;s awesome and spawns enough sequels to get up to a Curse of Darkness story&#8230; You know what else pleases me to no end? Mario Hoops 3-on-3. I don&#8217;t care at all for basketball, but the fact that Square-Enix is developing it just makes me giggle. Also, it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1746\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I can&#8217;t surf<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,12,29,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-mario","category-outside-games","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1747,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions\/1747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}