{"id":1650,"date":"2006-06-26T00:04:03","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T05:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1650"},"modified":"2012-01-27T17:14:17","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T22:14:17","slug":"why-dont-you-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1650","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t you go home?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weebl.jolt.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Weebl and Bob<\/a> update e-mails for a couple years now, and I&#8217;d never read even one of them. Hell, I haven&#8217;t even been to the site in like a year. But yesterday I did read my update e-mail, and it paid off big time. Turns out they were holding a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weebls-stuff.com\/articles\/557\/its-the-fancy-dance-finalists\" target=\"_blank\">Fancy Dance competition<\/a> over on Weebl&#8217;s Stuff, and boy is it worth checking out. The first entry is clearly my favourite, and the Santa Bear in the fourth is just too much. Hilarious stuff. I hope linking to this will help distract you from what a bad article I wrote this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting Weebl and Bob update e-mails for a couple years now, and I&#8217;d never read even one of them. Hell, I haven&#8217;t even been to the site in like a year. But yesterday I did read my update e-mail, and it paid off big time. Turns out they were holding a Fancy Dance &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1650\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why don&#8217;t you go home?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1651,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions\/1651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}