{"id":1625,"date":"2006-05-30T15:49:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T20:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1625"},"modified":"2012-01-27T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T21:51:00","slug":"so-afraid-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1625","title":{"rendered":"So afraid of life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been out for like ages now, and I finally got around to renting <strong>Super Mario Strikers<\/strong> yesterday. Long story short: best Mario sports game ever.<\/p>\n<p>What we have here is a pretty basic game of soccer, only it&#8217;s been pumped full of adrenaline and awesome. The big differences between this and normal soccer games would be A) the use of items B) &#8220;super strikes&#8221; and C) the amount of hitting. As you can see by those few points, this game pushes the offense envelope farther than you might have expected. Items aren&#8217;t overly useful or varied, but they cause a lot of damage. Super strikes are basically guaranteed goals if you manage to get the timing down perfectly, and can cause some mind-bendingly high-scoring games. Lastly, there&#8217;s so much body-checking in this game that it&#8217;s nuts. Also, Bowser shows up every once in a while to royally mess up everybody&#8217;s shit.<\/p>\n<p>Again, killer game. Tons of fun, and an excellent party game. It&#8217;s like the Super Smash Bros of sports titles. It&#8217;s even got some kickass robots. Highly recommended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been out for like ages now, and I finally got around to renting Super Mario Strikers yesterday. Long story short: best Mario sports game ever. What we have here is a pretty basic game of soccer, only it&#8217;s been pumped full of adrenaline and awesome. The big differences between this and normal soccer games &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1625\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So afraid of life<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,29,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mario","category-outside-games","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1626,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1625\/revisions\/1626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}