{"id":1585,"date":"2006-04-27T20:02:12","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T01:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2012-01-27T15:44:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T20:44:09","slug":"love-me-faster-than-the-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1585","title":{"rendered":"Love me faster than the devil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hilarious: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cabel.name\/2006\/04\/nintendo-ds-lite-third-look.html\" target=\"_blank\">DS Lite review<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Awesome: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/portable-media\/portable-game-boy-advance-dvd-player-169513.php\" target=\"_blank\">GBA\/DVD Player<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sexy: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vidilife.com\/index.cfm?f=media.play&amp;vchrMediaProgramIDCryp=313F8766-661B-458C-9AC7-B&amp;action=new\" target=\"_blank\">Nicole<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brilliant: <a href=\"http:\/\/gorillamask.net\/mariolive.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">Real-life Mario Bros.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: <a href=\"http:\/\/brainage.com\/launch\/index.jsp\" target=\"_blank\">Brain Age<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilarious: DS Lite review Awesome: GBA\/DVD Player Sexy: Nicole Brilliant: Real-life Mario Bros. Tomorrow: Brain Age<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,12,41,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b","category-mario","category-pretty-ladies","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1586,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/1586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}