{"id":1571,"date":"2006-04-05T15:34:42","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T20:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2012-01-27T14:12:02","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T19:12:02","slug":"im-just-your-sexual-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1571","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m just your sexual thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s BotM is Poison. Look how I got right to the point there!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/cds\/covers\/pghits.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" \/>Yeah, so Poison. Chances are pretty good that you&#8217;ve heard of them. I mean, come on. Who hasn&#8217;t heard &#8220;Every Rose Has It&#8217;s Thorn&#8221; sometime in their life? Hippies, that&#8217;s who. And you know what I think about hippies. Well, maybe also someone who never attended a junior high dance between now and the eighties. But what are the chances of that?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you know Poison, there are basically two possibilites: you love them or you hate them. I&#8217;ve taken notice over my many years that there exist two breeds of people in the world: those that love 80&#8217;s music and those who hate 80&#8217;s music. And generally, when you hate 80&#8217;s music, you hate the 80&#8217;s on the whole. But how you could hate the 80&#8217;s is far beyond me. That decade brought us so much, including hair bands, the NES, and everybody&#8217;s favourite webmaster. There&#8217;s a lot more, but those are clearly the most important ones.<\/p>\n<p>But back to Poison for a moment. I very much adore the band, as they take the basic rock n&#8217; roll formula and make it their own by adding in plenty of bluesy\/country twists and great music. Not to mention that they&#8217;re just plain fun to listen to. If you need a quick rock-out, pop in some Poison and you&#8217;re good to go. I know there&#8217;s a lot more to say, like how lead singer Brett Michaels is a judge on &#8220;Nashville Star,&#8221; but frankly, I really want to go play some video games right now, so I&#8217;m going to wrap it up.<\/p>\n<p>This&#8217;ll probably go on record as the shortest BotM post ever, but that&#8217;s okay. I got my point across. I like Poison, I think you should listen to Poison. If you don&#8217;t like them, then that&#8217;s too damn bad. You&#8217;re missing out on some good times. So that&#8217;s the end of that. I&#8217;ll see you around. Later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month&#8217;s BotM is Poison. Look how I got right to the point there! Yeah, so Poison. Chances are pretty good that you&#8217;ve heard of them. I mean, come on. Who hasn&#8217;t heard &#8220;Every Rose Has It&#8217;s Thorn&#8221; sometime in their life? Hippies, that&#8217;s who. And you know what I think about hippies. Well, maybe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1571\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m just your sexual thing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-botm","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1572,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions\/1572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}