{"id":1511,"date":"2012-01-02T22:55:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T03:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2012-01-02T22:55:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T03:55:01","slug":"gaudy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1511","title":{"rendered":"Gaudy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the &#8220;Love Machine Theme&#8221; for my Megaton home some time ago, and for the longest time all I noticed was the gigantic heart-shaped bed in the middle of the main room and Christmas lights strung about the place. Only now, days later, did I notice this&#8230; <em>thing<\/em> suspended above the foyer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/fallout3lm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"358\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I had to stare at it for a while before I realized that in addition to being really tacky, it was also <em>two women<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the &#8220;Love Machine Theme&#8221; for my Megaton home some time ago, and for the longest time all I noticed was the gigantic heart-shaped bed in the middle of the main room and Christmas lights strung about the place. Only now, days later, did I notice this&#8230; thing suspended above the foyer. I had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1511\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gaudy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-m-for-mature","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}