{"id":1490,"date":"2011-12-23T22:39:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T03:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2011-12-23T22:39:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-24T03:39:45","slug":"all-in-all-its-just-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1490","title":{"rendered":"All in all it&#8217;s just a&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;nother dent in my car.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/dent3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t see it very well in photograph, but most of my driver&#8217;s side door is crushed ever-so-slightly inward. Some old lady backed into me as I was heading back to work with my lunch, and even a delicious Subway sandwich couldn&#8217;t assuage the sadness caused by having to spend the next 40 minutes on the phone with some MPI monkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;nother dent in my car. You can&#8217;t see it very well in photograph, but most of my driver&#8217;s side door is crushed ever-so-slightly inward. Some old lady backed into me as I was heading back to work with my lunch, and even a delicious Subway sandwich couldn&#8217;t assuage the sadness caused by having to spend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1490\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">All in all it&#8217;s just a&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1492,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/1492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}