{"id":1367,"date":"2011-11-13T10:59:11","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T15:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1367"},"modified":"2011-11-11T22:27:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T03:27:05","slug":"holy-peanut-butter-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1367","title":{"rendered":"Holy peanut butter, Batman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/giantpbc1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"395\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/giantpbc2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"357\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torrentialequilibrium.net\/images\/giantpbc3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Years ago I would have tried to type up <em>at least<\/em> 1000 words about this sucker. Now I realize that the photos tell you pretty much all you need to know (and they&#8217;re worth approximately 3000 words). Except maybe the fact that eating one of these by yourself in a single sitting is <del>probably<\/del> a bad idea. That one should probably register under &#8220;common sense&#8221; though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago I would have tried to type up at least 1000 words about this sucker. Now I realize that the photos tell you pretty much all you need to know (and they&#8217;re worth approximately 3000 words). Except maybe the fact that eating one of these by yourself in a single sitting is probably a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1367\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holy peanut butter, Batman!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1367"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1369,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367\/revisions\/1369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}