{"id":1339,"date":"2006-03-07T13:28:55","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T18:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2011-11-07T15:55:08","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:55:08","slug":"youre-too-young-to-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re too young to kill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wwtdd.com\/index.php?type=one&amp;i=742\" target=\"_blank\">Apparently, PopoZao wasn&#8217;t the real shit. Nope. KFed threw us a curveball. And we struck out.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cascadefailure.comicgenesis.com\/d\/20060320.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;You&#8217;ll pay for this, Captain Planet!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tetrisds.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tetris DS is out now. I&#8217;ll see you online.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/shows\/the_colbert_report\/index.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\">Seriously, the Colbert Report is like the best show on TV since forever.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/x-entertainment.com\/articles\/0949\/\" target=\"_blank\">If you can&#8217;t tell me what site is hosting these 80&#8217;s commercials without checking the link, I&#8217;m very ashamed of you.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/plusd.itmedia.co.jp\/games\/articles\/0603\/16\/news040.html\" target=\"_blank\">Screens and art from the new MegaMan series.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, PopoZao wasn&#8217;t the real shit. Nope. KFed threw us a curveball. And we struck out. &#8220;You&#8217;ll pay for this, Captain Planet!&#8221; Tetris DS is out now. I&#8217;ll see you online. Seriously, the Colbert Report is like the best show on TV since forever. If you can&#8217;t tell me what site is hosting these 80&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1339\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re too young to kill<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1340,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}