{"id":1327,"date":"2006-03-10T16:10:08","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T21:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2011-11-07T15:42:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T20:42:13","slug":"press-record-and-absorb-the-subculture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1327","title":{"rendered":"Press record and absorb the subculture"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can you see what’s wrong with the album cover below? Take your time, but I’m pretty sure it’ll pop right out at you.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/center>If you haven’t figured it out by now, it’s the breasts. Now, I may not have a degree in boob physics, but I’ve done more than a small army’s worth of research on the subject, and I can tell you now that something there ain’t right. Not only should they have flattened out a bit because she’s laying down, but also because she’s got her arms spread open. There’s only one way that those could still be that upright in that position: her breat implants are actual melons. Even then though, they’d most likely be drooping down into her armpits. So what’s the point of this whole post? Nothing really. I just wanted to point out the error there and talk about boobs a little. I’ve never even heard of “Bullet for my Valentine.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Can you see what’s wrong with the album cover below? Take your time, but I’m pretty sure it’ll pop right out at you. If you haven’t figured it out by now, it’s the breasts. Now, I may not have a degree in boob physics, but I’ve done more than a small army’s worth of research … Continue reading Press record and absorb the subculture<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-pretty-ladies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1328,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions\/1328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}