{"id":1152,"date":"2005-08-21T23:24:59","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T04:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1152"},"modified":"2011-11-04T11:03:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T16:03:10","slug":"a-thousand-years-of-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1152","title":{"rendered":"A thousand years of power"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>Eric:<\/strong> Stupid little girls liking Hilary Duff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> You know they&#8217;ll go for whatever&#8217;s popular.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dad:<\/strong> It&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s really talented or anything.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eric:<\/strong> She probably just lip syncs at concerts too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ryan:<\/strong> And she could use a little plastic surgery&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Awkward silence*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> Ryan! She&#8217;s way too young for you!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dad:<\/strong> It&#8217;s only like a year difference<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Intense conversation about adults dating minors*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eric:<\/strong> Ryan, next time, just keep it to yourself.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ryan:<\/strong> I was just sayin&#8217;&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That being said, <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.fark.com\/cgi\/fark\/comments.pl?IDLink=1627289\" target=\"_blank\">here&#8217;s a decent Fark photoshop thread<\/a>. I&#8217;m off to the cottage. Again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eric: Stupid little girls liking Hilary Duff. Mom: You know they&#8217;ll go for whatever&#8217;s popular. Dad: It&#8217;s not like she&#8217;s really talented or anything. Eric: She probably just lip syncs at concerts too. Ryan: And she could use a little plastic surgery&#8230; *Awkward silence* Mom: Ryan! She&#8217;s way too young for you! Dad: It&#8217;s only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1152\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A thousand years of power<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}