{"id":1147,"date":"2005-08-14T00:40:13","date_gmt":"2005-08-14T05:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2011-11-04T11:00:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T16:00:30","slug":"verbatim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"Verbatim"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> It&#8217;s hard to save for a car when you keep blowing your wad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ryan:<\/strong> *laughing hysterically*<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> Ryan, that&#8217;s disgusting<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zack:<\/strong> What&#8217;s so funny?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> NOTHING.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ryan:<\/strong> No wonder I don&#8217;t have a car<\/p>\n<p><strong>Everyone who got it:<\/strong> Ewwwwwwwww! Ryan, you&#8217;re disgusting!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: It&#8217;s hard to save for a car when you keep blowing your wad. Ryan: *laughing hysterically* Mom: Ryan, that&#8217;s disgusting Zack: What&#8217;s so funny? Mom: NOTHING. Ryan: No wonder I don&#8217;t have a car Everyone who got it: Ewwwwwwwww! Ryan, you&#8217;re disgusting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1148,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/1148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}