{"id":11436,"date":"2026-01-20T12:09:16","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T18:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11436"},"modified":"2026-01-20T12:11:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T18:11:46","slug":"sell-out-with-me-oh-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11436","title":{"rendered":"Sell out, with me oh yeah"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I published my very first YouTube short today. Your lack of respect for me is now entirely valid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was mostly a &#8220;how does this work?&#8221; kind of thing, both on the YouTube and WordPress sides. And now I know that shorts don&#8217;t embed nicely. Why is it so gigantic? And why can&#8217;t I (easily) resize it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"My biggest jumpscare of 2026\" width=\"557\" height=\"990\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vo98IWS8x6E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I published my very first YouTube short today. Your lack of respect for me is now entirely valid. This was mostly a &#8220;how does this work?&#8221; kind of thing, both on the YouTube and WordPress sides. And now I know that shorts don&#8217;t embed nicely. Why is it so gigantic? And why can&#8217;t I (easily) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11436\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sell out, with me oh yeah<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spooky","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11436"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11439,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436\/revisions\/11439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}