{"id":11427,"date":"2026-01-04T14:39:29","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T20:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11427"},"modified":"2026-01-04T14:39:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-04T20:39:29","slug":"self-promotion-for-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11427","title":{"rendered":"Self-promotion for 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve noticed, (I certainly haven&#8217;t been highlighting them here,) but I&#8217;ve been putting out weekly Pop-Tart reviews for a while now. About two months or so. That&#8217;s a lot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s the one that went up today. Watch it! Or don&#8217;t. You don&#8217;t have to listen to me. I&#8217;m not your mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ryan&#039;s Pop-Tarts Review! - Frosted Churro\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tOW1aewbqEo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve noticed, (I certainly haven&#8217;t been highlighting them here,) but I&#8217;ve been putting out weekly Pop-Tart reviews for a while now. About two months or so. That&#8217;s a lot! Here&#8217;s the one that went up today. Watch it! Or don&#8217;t. You don&#8217;t have to listen to me. I&#8217;m not your mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foodstuffs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11427"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11428,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11427\/revisions\/11428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}