{"id":1115,"date":"2005-06-03T16:34:30","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T21:34:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2011-11-04T10:24:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T15:24:29","slug":"keep-your-pants-on-unless-youre-a-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1115","title":{"rendered":"Keep your pants on. Unless you&#8217;re a chick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, June 3rd, 2005 &#8211; a date which will live in infamy &#8211; my parents bought a new computer. And it is (in some ways) better than mine. But that&#8217;s only the good news.<\/p>\n<p>My PC, by the by, has been acting like a total dick for the last couple weeks, and only now is it in a useable condition. Many problems have plagued the little guy, but none of them were really ever figured out, they all just kind of went away. Damned computers. Aaaanyway. Since I&#8217;ll be losing my modem tonight, I&#8217;ll have to either shell out cash for a computer&#8230; connecting.. thingy&#8230; or just use the family computer, which will be tough, because everyone will be constantly fawning over the new baby. That, and I might have to buy a sound card too, because no matter how many drivers I install for my onboard piece, it just won&#8217;t work. In the words of Johnny Cochrane: it does not make sense!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, so updates might be even less frequent than they are now, not only because of the less accessible internet, but also because I can once again play games on my PC. Just thought I&#8217;d let you know I haven&#8217;t yet given up on the site. Band of the Month might not show up until next weekend, depending on the circumstances.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, June 3rd, 2005 &#8211; a date which will live in infamy &#8211; my parents bought a new computer. And it is (in some ways) better than mine. But that&#8217;s only the good news. My PC, by the by, has been acting like a total dick for the last couple weeks, and only now is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=1115\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Keep your pants on. Unless you&#8217;re a chick.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-irl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1117,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions\/1117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}