{"id":11070,"date":"2025-04-30T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-30T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11070"},"modified":"2025-05-03T16:11:24","modified_gmt":"2025-05-03T21:11:24","slug":"month-end-video-game-wrap-up-april-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11070","title":{"rendered":"Month End Video Game Wrap-Up: April 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">~ Game Over ~<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BloodRayne ReVamped<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; I probably would have enjoyed this to a greater degree if I&#8217;d played it back in 2002, but&#8230; Oof, it has not aged all that well. There are some good ideas in there, but it needs more polish and doesn&#8217;t feel cohesive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Donkey Kong Land<\/strong> (GB) &#8211; I started this back in December, then promptly forgot about it. Why? Because it&#8217;s a poo-poo game. Well, not <em>that<\/em> bad, but it ain&#8217;t great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>HoloCure: Save the Fans!<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; I really only just booted it up to play a couple rounds, but there&#8217;s been an update that added a new stage and a bunch of new characters. Maybe more, I&#8217;m not sure. But I figured it was worth mentioning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Hole<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; What I thought was going to be a tongue-in-cheek indie horror game turned out to be far, <em>far<\/em> more serious. I found it interesting artistically, but with themes of addiction, domestic abuse, and <em>worse<\/em>, I certainly couldn&#8217;t say it was <em>fun<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mechstermination Force<\/strong> (Switch)  &#8211; I felt randomly compelled to pick up this 2019 game that I never finished for some reason. Upon finishing it, I realized that &#8220;some reason&#8221; is likely that the controls are really loosey-goosey, which is not great for a game that requires a fair amount of precision movement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Crawling Lab<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; An FPS roguelite where you battle against waves of murderous robots. Cheaply made and, as such, could use a little more polish, but still fun. Also all of the robots are shaped like women with gigantic breasts. *shrug* <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">~ Progress Notes ~<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Xenoblade Chronicles X DE<\/strong> (Switch) &#8211; Chapter 10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Valkyrie Elysium<\/strong> (PS5) &#8211; Mission 9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Command &amp; Conquer: Red Alert 2<\/strong> (PC) &#8211; Soviet mission 11<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Picross: Records of The Shield Hero<\/strong> (Switch) &#8211; Chapter 6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">~ Purchases ~<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Valkyrie Elysium<\/strong> (PS5)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Schedule I<\/strong> (PC)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Crawling Lab<\/strong> (PC)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nintendo Switch 2 (console)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Mario Kart World<\/strong> (NS2)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~ Game Over ~ BloodRayne ReVamped (PC) &#8211; I probably would have enjoyed this to a greater degree if I&#8217;d played it back in 2002, but&#8230; Oof, it has not aged all that well. There are some good ideas in there, but it needs more polish and doesn&#8217;t feel cohesive. Donkey Kong Land (GB) &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=11070\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Month End Video Game Wrap-Up: April 2025<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12,49,20,27,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-m-for-mature","category-mario","category-monthend","category-retro-gaming","category-spooky","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11070"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11107,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11070\/revisions\/11107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}