{"id":10304,"date":"2023-07-06T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-06T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10304"},"modified":"2023-07-06T10:33:18","modified_gmt":"2023-07-06T15:33:18","slug":"nine-years-at-freddys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10304","title":{"rendered":"Nine Years at Freddy&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The original <strong>Five Nights at Freddy&#8217;s<\/strong> video game was released in August of 2014. I don&#8217;t remember when it was first announced that a movie adaptation was in the works, but let&#8217;s say it wasn&#8217;t long after. So roughly nine long years later, it&#8217;s finally going to happen. <em>Finally<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Five Nights At Freddy&#039;s | Official Trailer\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0VH9WCFV6XQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The jury&#8217;s obviously still out on whether it&#8217;s going to be good or not, but you know, it sure seems like it&#8217;s going to make <em>me <\/em>happy. We&#8217;ve got security cameras, we&#8217;ve got a sneaky li&#8217;l Balloon Boy drawing, we&#8217;ve got murdered children (presumably) stuffed into animatronic suits, we&#8217;ve got a big ol&#8217; menacing Springtrap. What else could you even ask for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, a coherent plot? Relatable characters? Yeah, I guess those are things that FNAF hasn&#8217;t really had (albeit usually on purpose) in the video games space. But the novel trilogy, while not really to my taste, did have those things, so I&#8217;m not terribly worried on that front. Plus, like I said up above, this thing has been cooking for nine-ish years. It had better at least be <em>decent<\/em> with the amount of time and money that have been invested into it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If absolutely nothing else, I&#8217;ll finally get to see a real, physical Freddy Fazbear animatronic running amok for a while. And that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve ever really wanted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The original Five Nights at Freddy&#8217;s video game was released in August of 2014. I don&#8217;t remember when it was first announced that a movie adaptation was in the works, but let&#8217;s say it wasn&#8217;t long after. So roughly nine long years later, it&#8217;s finally going to happen. Finally. The jury&#8217;s obviously still out on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10304\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Nine Years at Freddy&#8217;s<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","category-spooky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10305,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10304\/revisions\/10305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}