{"id":10247,"date":"2023-05-11T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10247"},"modified":"2023-05-10T14:00:48","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T19:00:48","slug":"dawn-of-the-final-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10247","title":{"rendered":"Dawn of the Final Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I know I haven&#8217;t been blogging much lately, and I don&#8217;t expect that to change anytime soon. See, <strong>The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom<\/strong> releases tomorrow (but I&#8217;m getting my copy tonight), and if it&#8217;s half as compelling as its predecessor, I will be fully lost in it for <em>at least<\/em> a solid month. Honestly, it&#8217;s kind of okay that I&#8217;ve been completely failing at dating <s>lately<\/s>, because I ain&#8217;t gonna have time for no woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To say that I have been strongly anticipating this video game would be one heck of an understatement. Yeah, <strong>Pok\u00e9mon Scarlet and Violet<\/strong> were massive hype machines, and the <strong>Resident Evil 4<\/strong> remake was pretty high up there, but both Pok\u00e9mon and Resident Evil are effectively annual franchises now, which kind of undercuts how exciting a new release is. Zelda, though? It&#8217;s been <em>six years<\/em> since the last new game in the series. Sure, <strong>Skyward Sword HD<\/strong> happened, but that wasn&#8217;t even a remake. It was a port that looked a bit nicer and added traditional controls. It barely counts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I feel like this is the part of the blog post where a good writer would be driving home some kind of point, but&#8230; I think I already got there? But just in case: Zelda, man! It&#8217;s gonna be amaaaazing!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I haven&#8217;t been blogging much lately, and I don&#8217;t expect that to change anytime soon. See, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom releases tomorrow (but I&#8217;m getting my copy tonight), and if it&#8217;s half as compelling as its predecessor, I will be fully lost in it for at least a solid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/?p=10247\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dawn of the Final Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games","category-zelda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10247"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10250,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10247\/revisions\/10250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torrentialequilibrium.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}