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Hey everyone!
RyanMan.EXE :
Konnichiwa. At least, I think that's how it's spelled
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If not, I'll have to take a gun to your head. Good ol' socom
RyanMan.EXE :
Uh.. why?
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So, we're at the 10th episode!
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Sure... Aren't we happy
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We are indeed. A milestone in Chat Radio
RyanMan.EXE :
Yeah, small milestone. Just like my site, I never thought it would last this long
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And to celebrate, we're doing another all-nighter! 12:17 - 5:43 hours remain
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OK! You kow who else doesn't sleep?
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A rock?
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That bad guy from Die Another Day
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A rock doesn't live much either in retrospect...
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Yeah. That was a pretty good movie
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Rock? I guess so... But he never did anything exciting...
RyanMan.EXE :
No, Die Another Day. I never thought much of Halle Berry before that
swordfight scene
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I have difficulty recalling it...
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Actually, I have a much bigger respect for all the characters who were in
swordfight scenes. Not including Madonna
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Like Inigo Montoya!
RyanMan.EXE :
Sure
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He was the greatest movie character ever...
RyanMan.EXE :
Okay
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In depressing news, my download of Tron has been haulted momentarily...
RyanMan.EXE :
Aw, what a shame. Not really though, becasue Tron sucks
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Ah, here comes a new stream of data! You shut your mouth!
RyanMan.EXE :
Never! Wait... okay.. hehehe
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Just for that, I'm downloading Kazam!
RyanMan.EXE :
Kazam sucks! Tron sucks!
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I'll still download them both!
RyanMan.EXE :
And I didn't say a word... Muahahaha!
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Blah blah blah. You know what sucks more than both of those combined? Viewtiful Joe!
Hahahaha!
RyanMan.EXE :
Ha. You could only wish. Joe ownz yo azz
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Sure he does...
RyanMan.EXE :
Note to self; Never use "cool net-speak" again
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(Me thinks Ryan's gone loopier than a box of dunghts)
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WTF iz a dunghts? Damn! done it again!
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What can I say, I hate hooked on phonics... *ate
RyanMan.EXE :
O.O
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It was quite the tasty treat
RyanMan.EXE :
Back to the point at hand
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Yeah, before either of us gets too mad at the other...
RyanMan.EXE :
Since it's the 10th episode, and we're scraping the bottom of the barrel for new
ideas, and I've thought up a little game
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Hmm... I wonder if we have Pop-Tarts?... Yes we are
RyanMan.EXE :
We each thought up a thing (movie, game, etc) and will make allusions to it during
the course of the show. At the end, we guess what the other's topic was
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That pretty much sums it up...
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But they can be very subliminal, I've already made at least two
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Yes, so you'll have to be super smart to spot these little clues
RyanMan.EXE :
Yup. Or you have to know aa lot about what we're talking about
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I'm of to make a super drink that'll keep me awake tonight.
RyanMan.EXE :
OK. I'll put a little warning when we reveal if you want to guess first. So, now that
that's out of the way, it seems I'm going to be a lone wolf for a little while. Seeing
as weather is usually my topic, I'll just do that. For the past while, it's been really
hot out. Of course, I don't usually complain about the outside temerature becasue it
could be a lot worse.
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Alright. Super drink created
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*clap*
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It's based on the syrup triad.
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh my. Sticky?
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Very. Maple, chocolate, and corn syrup went into this little number. I'm afraid to try
it. It's 10 ml at best, but still...
RyanMan.EXE :
I'll just continue with my own path now. We got a little shower today,. but it came
and went in about 10 minutes. Other than that, to my recollection it's been awfully
dry here for a while
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Oh good God this stuff is sweet...
RyanMan.EXE :
I would imagine
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A single sip will keep me awake for hours. So down the hatch with the lot of it!
RyanMan.EXE :
Perhaps I should concoct something of the like
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My training to eat whatever I want has payed off. A normal man would have gagged long
ago.
RyanMan.EXE :
My training to get stronger is slowly but surely working. Yup, just the thought of
getting stronger keeps me going
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I'll off to get some milk...
RyanMan.EXE :
Ah, milk, good for the bones. An excellent source of calcium! Like fish! Masa would be
proud of me, except for I don't like fish
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I think I may try the whole strengthining thing. Or endurance, that's always good...
RyanMan.EXE :
Yeah. I think I should make some kind of attack, just to say I have one
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I've already got one.
RyanMan.EXE :
Perhaps a Hurricane Punch?
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That would be useful...
RyanMan.EXE :
Or maybe a Tiger Kick? No, that's already been used at least thrice
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Not sure...
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Well, I'll find it later. Maybe it'll just come to me while I'm training
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Yeah..........
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Or, 'working out', if you will
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How often does that happen?
RyanMan.EXE :
At least once a day
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I see. I shall attempt to better you over the summer.
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh really?
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Sure, always good to have competition...
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Yup. Another thing to keep me going.
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Damn I hate typing the dark...
RyanMan.EXE :
I'm in semi-dark
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Yeah, well, my sister decided to sleep in the basement... So the lights are all off.
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh
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So what section are we on now?
RyanMan.EXE :
Well, I'd say Word of the Day. You said earlier that you had one, so go ahead
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Okay. My word of the day is 'quintile', which means a piece of a pie chart.
Or a slice, if you will.
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Ah yes. I wish I had some pie
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Uggh... I think the sugar's gotten into my blood stream...
RyanMan.EXE :
How so?
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Well, have you ever seen me eat something sweet?
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Not that I can think of
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Well, I'll spasim and make an odd sound... And right now I feel like i'm going to
have a seizure...
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That would be not good
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No, not really, but oh well...
RyanMan.EXE :
So if I fed you say, a mint, you'd make a funny sound?
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No, something sweeter. Like a teaspoon of honey
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh. Very well. I shall treat this "honey" as currency and use it to make you produce
funny sounds
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Meh, I'd do it. Free glucose. If only I were a bug
RyanMan.EXE :
If only we were all bugs, but back on track
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So what was your word of the day?
RyanMan.EXE :
You said it, not me. And I don't wanna go looking through my chat archives for it, so
if you wanna use it, you'll have to find it
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I don't get it... But okay.
RyanMan.EXE :
...I'll go back to those push-ups then. Exercise makes for good awakeness
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Alright. Have fun
RyanMan.EXE :
Okay, that's 20, only 180 more to complete the days quota!
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20?!?
RyanMan.EXE :
Yeah... Actually, I just strated
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Started?
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Like you never make typos
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But 'strated' seems like a word...
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Add 'ca'
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Anyways. I don't think I can do 20. At a time I could, but that was 6 months ago...
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I could have gone to 30, but must get back to typing!
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Anyways... What's next up?
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No second word?
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Wasn't that your part? I only had the one
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Whatever. I'll go find the thing
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Alrighty
RyanMan.EXE :
Apparently it's the Software Review that's next. Now all I need is a pen
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Uggh... I never have anything for this part...
RyanMan.EXE :
Then review MS Paint. I have to go find a pen to check off these boxes
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Nah, I'll give an update on CDP-WIndowsV3. I've added one nice feature, now it is
possible to add any picture file that can be viewed by MS Paint. So, if you want to turn
part of a wallpaper into a tile, you can
RyanMan.EXE :
Too bad nobody knows what it is
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Ah well, I'll get it out by the end of summer. Then they'll know what it is.
RyanMan.EXE :
Okay. I found a pen. It's blue. I also found a stuffed Jawa. He'll be good to talk to
during the long, long night
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Jawa... seems an okay idea. The only stuffed anything I have is a bear, and he's nowhere
to be found
RyanMan.EXE :
Whee! Now he's playing GameBoy! I gotta get a pic of this!
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Oh dear... While you were off finding a word I checked how many push ups I can do. I can
do 22 at very best. And I assume it's just thanks to the insane energy boost...
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Yeah, I wasn't finding a word
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Oh? "Whatever. I'll go find the thing"?
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The schedule. I didn't know what was next
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Oh! Okay. Are we on music now?
RyanMan.EXE :
Wow. Watching myself type is not as much fun as I thought it would be
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Yeah, I did it. It's far from a barrel of laughs
RyanMan.EXE :
Damn webcam! You promised good times! *thinks of Hulk article and Jawa pic* Oh... I
guess there were good times, then
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Send Jawa pic!
RyanMan.EXE :
It'll be on the edited Chat Radio 10. That would be right under this sentence if
this is the final copy.
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Okay
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Hey! He's playing with scissors! Look out little guy, those things are dangerous!
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...So, we are on music right?
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Ummmm. Just let me finish with the pic first
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Alright. I'm no feeling so good...
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Poor you. Music it is!
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I think we should finnish up the topics, then I'm going to bed.
RyanMan.EXE :
The Hell? So much for that plan
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Well, I'll go until I pass out.
RyanMan.EXE :
That's better. Make sure to fall on the keyboard and press enter when you do. Just so I know
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I'll try my best. So for music, I reccomend 'Space Robot 5' by Saint Saturn
RyanMan.EXE :
I like "Keep On Calling" by I don't know who. It's a pretty cool song, and as my latest
foray into alternate music goes, sung in the Japanese language
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I see. Sounds... Different.
RyanMan.EXE :
If you say so. You making sure to keep your references going?
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Nope
RyanMan.EXE :
Awww...
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My eyes are falling out of their sokcets
RyanMan.EXE :
So what? I'm playing a game with myself now? Other than the one you're thinking
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And let's not forget my little black bowler.
RyanMan.EXE :
That better be one
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(The hat, not a person who bowls)
RyanMan.EXE :
It's much better to play these kind of games with two players. It's more fun that way
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Yes... So when's random insanity?
RyanMan.EXE :
After the Classic Game Review, Links, Spam, and Special Topic
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Rats. I'll get the spam secion ready. I've got a lot of E-mail to sift through...
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Before we move on though, I want to say something else about music
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Go ahead
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But what it is, I can't remember. Gimme a sec. *Searches through music library*
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Good God I have a lot of spam...
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Oh yeah! Styx!
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They've always got good stuff
RyanMan.EXE :
I've been listening to a lot of Styx lately. They're really great. ~Iiiiiiiiiiii'm
sailing awaaaaaaaaaayyy, set an open course for the virgin sea~
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I like Cartman's version better
RyanMan.EXE :
Bah. Usually the original versions of songs are the best
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If you think so, go right ahead
RyanMan.EXE :
With one exception; Cyndi Lauper's "The Goonies R Good Enough". The cover by Not By
Choice is so much better. It doesn't make my ears want to get into a fight just so
they could get beaten unconscious
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That's a funny mental picture
RyanMan.EXE :
Anyway, Styx good. ~Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me~
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I'm figuring out my mortgage. Oh wait... Loan eligablility
RyanMan.EXE :
Okay. So then we can go to the Classic Game Review, it doesn't need too much input from
you
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Nope
RyanMan.EXE :
Today I'll opt to cover a newer game, but not that new
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"Thank You For Your Application! A bank rep will contact you with competing rates."
RyanMan.EXE :
It's probably the best multiplayer game I have (aside from SSBM), Bomberman Generation!
Of course, it's a Bomberman game, and the general Bomberman rules apply. Blow stuff up,
find power-ups, kill enemies, solve puzzles, finish level
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Ooooh! "Find out if you have an FBI file! Click here now!"
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But as all the recent B-Man games have, there are "charabomb" creatures hidden throughout
the game. Each one gives you a special ability, but you can only use one at a time. These
abilities are usually used to solve the many puzzles in the game. Overall, it's a really
fun game, but as most are today, too short. You could beat it(not 100%) in one sitting if
you really wanted to. But it would still take a good amount of time. About 6 hours if you
knew where everything was. Some of the bosses are really hard, but that's a good thing
in my book. It's also the game that taught me to love cel-shading. And of course, there's
the great multiplayer mode
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"Dear Interactive Spy, I want to thank you guys a lot for helping me out. I had used your
website to find my real mother. I found out about 6 years back that my foster parents
which I thought were my real parents had admitted the truth to me. I was so upset, words
couldn't even begin to explain what I was feeling. Anyway ... to make a long story short,
I had found my real..." blah blah blah
RyanMan.EXE :
Not yet you fool!
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"People That Want Sex: Make your own sexual reality by meeting real women who want sex
now and f*** them wherever you want!" As if that could really happen...
RyanMan.EXE :
I'm trying to review here! Spam is NEXT!
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Oh. I see. Where are we?
RyanMan.EXE :
Still reviewing. Actually, I might just do an article on B-Man Generation. I love the
game, and it's got lots of pretty colors for the screenshots, so it might just happen
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I've never even seen this game...
RyanMan.EXE :
I already wrote a multiplayer/minigame FAQ for my site and GameFAQs, so I guess I
already did that though. In any case, great game. I'll have to bring it over some time.
It would be good for the "Awake-a-thon"
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Yes, yes it would. When will that be?
RyanMan.EXE :
Not sure yet. We need a commitment from Steve
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I really don't think that'll happen...
RyanMan.EXE :
Awww.... Anyway, if you want to get back to your spam, now's the time
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This could quite literally take all night
RyanMan.EXE :
Do what you feel is right
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Well, here's an odd one "Use your dick as a club"
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh my. Let's go no deeper there
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It's already deleted
RyanMan.EXE :
Good. Oh yeah! I've got spam today! Nothing great, but it kinda boggles the mind
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"Do you have heartburn? Get FREE samples and information! We can give you
heartburn today! Take a free sample"
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I've got a lot more spam than you do.
RyanMan.EXE :
That is wrong on so many stages. I have one, let me go
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I have 700+. Alright
RyanMan.EXE :
"RE: Meeting Notice (verification)" from a "Gogi". The oddest thing about this
is I sent no mail to Gogi to reply to
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Scary....
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The inside is as follows:
"Gogi here,
I'm protecting myself from receiving junk mail.
Just this once, click the link below so I can receive your emails. You won't have to do
this again.
http://spamarrest.com/a?286517903:597867
You are receiving this message in response to your email to Gogi, a Spam Arrest customer.
Spam Arrest requests that senders verify themselves before their email is delivered.
When you click the above link, you will be taken to a page with a graphic on it. Simply
read the word in the graphic, type it into the form, and you're verified.
You will only need to do this once per Spam Arrest customer.
Webmasters help stop spam and make 50%.
http://spamarrest.com/affiliates"
..."click the link below so I can receive your emails." This alone signifies trouble
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Yup. Here's a good one
RyanMan.EXE :
I still don't think I ever E-mailed Gogi
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"Increased Earning Muscle" "Obtain the diploma you deserve based on your present
knowledge and life experience. A prosperous future, money earning power, and the
admiration of all."
RyanMan.EXE :
Engrish strikes again?
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Nope
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The title seems like it
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"No compulsory tests, classes, or interviews required" We'll sell you a diploma!
RyanMan.EXE :
Why buy one when I could make one!?!?!
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Good idea
"==============Prizes And Savings Daily==============
YOU'VE WON! Click Below to Claim Your Prize!
Click Here: http://c.prandsav.com/maabbvwaaYH0naa2JRcbaarMGe/
Enjoy the Prize, Prizes And Savings" I'd really like to know what I won first...
RyanMan.EXE :
Yeah. Oh shat! I forgot something for the music!. The "Sad Walking Away Song" from the
Incredible Hulk TV series(I think). It's a great piano piece. Good for if you want to
get depressed or just like slower music. (Can be heard/referred to on "Family Guy")
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Yeah. Depressing music. Hurray. Actually, usually that stuff isn't all that bad
RyanMan.EXE :
It reminds me of Silent Hill for some reason
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I'm forwarding a funny e-mail
RyanMan.EXE :
So I see
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"Expand Your Business, Accept Credit Cards!" I think I should expand my business,
accepting credit cards is just what I need
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh I suppose you think you're pretty funny; 'Ryan "Check More Often" T'
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Hey, you have 4 E-mail accounts, I put that so I'd remember which one you check more
often
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh. Seems more like a subliminal way of telling me to check my E-mail more often
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Hey! I never thought of that! I love being brilliant without trying
RyanMan.EXE :
Eh. This E-mail isn't so funny. Or I don't get it. Poor oblivious Ryan
Careful, the answers to our guessing game will be revealed shortly. If you want to guess, now's the time.
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"Pay less! Buy Generic Prescriptions" And grow a third arm!
RyanMan.EXE :
Maybe if it said "Genetic"
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Meh, you can never trust the generic...
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I guess. I'll never eat "Cereal O's" again
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Hahaha!
RyanMan.EXE :
Better be laughing at my funny joke. One of us has to work at comic releif. Every
good group of characters has one who is mostly comic releif
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Going to sleep. Can't stay awake anymore. Nothing whitens teeth like sand paper. I
was Mr. Potato Head
RyanMan.EXE :
!
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Goddamn it! I can't escape!
RyanMan.EXE :
Mr. Potato Head!?
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Outlook Express has locked me out of the abiliy to sign out
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Bowler! That's it!?!
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And 'eyes falling out of sockets'. Pretty good eh?
RyanMan.EXE :
Oh. Yeah
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I was expecting no, but I won't question it...
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Eh. We missed Links. I'll tell you what mine is after we do that
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Okay. I really need sleep. I feel like dying... Speaking of that, we need to watch
Short Circut 2 sometime this summer
RyanMan.EXE :
Okay, then I'll just wrap this up as quick as it takes me to lose at an arcade game
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I hope that's fast...
RyanMan.EXE :
My Site of the Day(which should be more like Site of the Week) is
Homestar Runner.com!
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You've never been there before?
RyanMan.EXE :
It's a great site with lost of Flash animations. The characters are great and
it's ridiculously funny.
(chorus)~Everybody! Everybody! Everybody! Everybody!~
(Homestar)~Everybody! da doo doo dee da!~
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Anyways, I've used up my going out on phrase, so I'll just say that zombies could be
vegetarians if they wanted to be
*dies*
RyanMan.EXE :
Holy crap, you are done aren't you? Uh... Well, in any case, my topicy thing was
Fatal Fury. Kickass movie trilogy and fighting game series. Look for the clues, they're
there. Lots are character traits though, so it's for hardcores only. If you want to, we
can play a little game. You try to pick out all the references, then E-mail them to me.
I'll rate your guesses and post your score on the page. Maybe I should make more
contest-like thingys. It would be fun. Well, seeing as my co-host is dead, I'd better
end this now. Poor fool. I'll find out exactly what happened and write it in the
conclusion. Well, sayonara folks, I hope it's been more fun for you than it has for Edwin!