Edwin The Great :
Hiya
Ryan Man:
Hey all
Edwin The Great :
Tonight we have a special show. We're going to try and stay awake all night.
Ryan Man:
Yes indeed. And so are some other people...
Edwin The Great :
Really???
Ryan Man:
My family is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed...
Edwin The Great :
Really?
Ryan Man:
Sort of. They aren't gonna stay up all night, but they're gonna be up late
Edwin The Great :
Lucky you, my sister's the only one still up, and she goes to bed at 2 at the latest.
Tonight's a school night so she probably just went to bed
Ryan Man:
Well they're watching a movie, so I only have to put up with them hanging around for
another hour or so
Edwin The Great :
Oh well. So, onto the show
Ryan Man :
Yup
Edwin The Great :
Shall we stay with the basic structure? Or just break into useless right now?
Ryan Man:
We can do useless right now and then get to the normal
Edwin The Great :
Sweet. So, anything important for tonights reader's to know?
Ryan Man:
Well, they should know that unless you've got a need for headphones, GameBoy SP is
worth every penny. Speaking of which, time to put the light to use
Edwin The Great :
Hmm... Speaking of headphones, I'm going to get mine so I can listen to music
get some of that sensory overload
Ryan Man:
Ah yes. Excellent idea
Edwin The Great :
Ah, a steady blast of music. If this high energy music doesn't keep me awake, nothing will
Ryan Man:
Let's see... What do we have here today? Ooh, Metroid Prime soundtrack. Very good.
Edwin The Great :
I'll check the old e-mail for ideas.
Oh, here's a good bit of info; whatever you do, don't put anyone's E-mail in those
matchmaker sites, you'll just give them spam
Ryan Man:
Yeah. Actually, unless you want to spam someone(or yourself),
don't put their(or your) E-mail address anywhere
Edwin The Great :
Hmm... That's true. But you can't put more than one of the same E-mail addresses.
It seems I've gotten military spam... "Let Military.com help take your education,
your career and your life to the next level."
Ryan Man:
Who to blame?
Edwin The Great :
Hmmm?
Ryan Man:
Who sends military spam?
Edwin The Great :
Probably the government
Ryan Man:
Yeah....
Edwin The Great :
"Win Hooked on Phonics for your child" ...My mommy won my education!
I have 4 viral E-mails, it's down this week. usually I get at least 10
Ryan Man:
I just get bombarded by pr0n. Stupid junk
Edwin The Great :
I get that in the other account. Worst of both worlds
Ryan Man:
Yeah, v2 is more or less spam-free
Edwin The Great :
Good for you. @Shaw is good for me, and even if i get any,
Outlook Express gets rid of them pretty well
Ryan Man:
OK
Edwin The Great :
I get all mine for matchmaker.com and McAfee
Ryan Man:
...This is great. Golden Sun never looked so... clear
Edwin The Great :
??? Golden Sun?
Ryan Man:
GBA
Edwin The Great :
Are you playing GameBoy now???
Ryan Man:
Was
Edwin The Great :
Oh, okay
Ryan Man:
I saved, because I was reading something before I decided to test the light
Edwin The Great :
There's a switch for it right?
Ryan Man:
Yup
Edwin The Great :
That's nice
Ryan Man:
More like a button
Edwin The Great :
Okay
Ryan Man:
But it's there. You should see Batman: Dark Tomorrow(GC, PS2, Xbox). Incredible graphics
Edwin The Great :
I've seen it in pics
Ryan Man:
The rest seems to be a bit lacking though.
Here
to read a review of it
Edwin The Great :
Gameplay and such?
Ryan Man:
Yeah
Edwin The Great :
So, we played Contra: Shattered Soldier tonight,
very good game. Harder than anything i've played in a while
Ryan Man:
It wasn't so hard, once you know what's coming. But indeed, a nice change from the usual
Edwin The Great :
We only got a C rating though. You almost died. Anyways, onto something else.
Ryan Man:
I've been playing Zelda: the Wind Waker for almost 3 days straight. Beautiful game
Edwin The Great :
That's just sad... 3 days!
Ryan Man:
Very, very close to perfection, theonly flaw is the having to travel over the huge sea.
But personally, I like it. So I say it is the perfect game, even perfecter
than Metroid Prime
Edwin The Great :
That can become tedious. I say Pikmin is pretty good too
Ryan Man:
Yeah, but way too short
Edwin The Great :
And Metal Gear Solid. All of them
Ryan Man:
Yeah, but Zelda is astounding. Nowhere else will putting a pear on your head
let you fly a seagull
Edwin The Great :
Wow! That's just crazy!
Ryan Man:
And fun
Edwin The Great :
Next time you come over, you're bringing the Cube
Ryan Man:
Plus, fighting is even better than Ocarina/Majora.
At one point, there was a room filled with like 20 bad guys and I'm like
"Oh please let me get to fight them!" And it was all Moblins and IronKnuckles
(those are tough bad guys)
Edwin The Great :
Does your GC have AV jacks?
Ryan Man:
Yep
Edwin The Great :
Okay, no problem then
Ryan Man:
The best part is that you can pick up weapons that enemies drop,
and they'll either run, fight with their fists, or find another weapon
Edwin The Great :
Of course, people can argue that that's not that hard to find in many of today's games
Ryan Man:
True, but the hilt(handle) of the IronKnuckle's sword alone is as tall a Link
Edwin The Great :
That's pretty funny
Ryan Man:
Yeah, that's another thing, the game is chock full of comedy.
Well, maybe not chock full, but there's a lot more than all the other Zelda
entries combined. All made possible by the beautiful cel-shading
Edwin The Great :
I have to say, it's the best cel- shading engine I've seen so far
Ryan Man:
But I think I've rambled on about it for ling enough... if you want to see more, go
play the game
Edwin The Great :
Yeah
Ryan Man:
You'll not be disappointed. Maybe we should get to the staying up thing?
After all, that is the "special" topic of today's show
Edwin The Great :
That's true. Hey, the cyan verses white works extremely well. Anyways...
Ryan Man:
OK
Edwin The Great :
The top thing to do if you want to stay awake is sensory overload. Drink something
cold, listen to something loud, etc...
Ryan Man:
WHEEE!!!! Tha muzac iz in mah head!
Edwin The Great :
Mine too...
Ryan Man:
And above all else, find something to do that will take a long time to do, and
you can't sleep till it's done, like editing this conversation
Edwin The Great :
Indeed. Or a question you'll never answer, then try to figure it out
Ryan Man:
Or play Bahamut Lagoon. Damn that game is addictive. The one big no-no to staying
up is to stay away from any and everything pillow. (I think I phrased that wrong!)
Edwin The Great :
Or anything too comfortable for that matter. (meh)
Ryan Man:
Yes. Like a bed, or a couch. Even a rug could do you in
Edwin The Great :
Yeah, so take a long cold shower or something. Helps to keep urges away
Ryan Man:
Or eat ice. It's entertaining as well as a good way of staying awake
Edwin The Great :
Oh, hey, I'll go get me some ice water now
Ryan Man:
Well, when one of us goes to get food, that means it's time for Tech Tips, that's just
the way it works. Today's question comes from Mr. Frgmatessquatsetmalanitamo
(Don't even try to pronounce it) from Chile
Edwin The Great :
Back
Ryan Man:
He asks: "My computer gets real hot real fast, what's a good way to keep it cool?"
Edwin The Great :
Putting it in a bar fridge is a good way(no joke, and it works extreamly well)
Ryan Man:
Well Mr. F, I don't think you should have a problem, what with you live in
Chile and all! Get it? Chile? Chilly? LOL!!11!!1 Im so funnie
Edwin The Great :
Yeah... You can make a radiator too, that's what I'm going to try and do
Ryan Man:
Actually, it seems that it's more like chili down there. Hot an' beany.
I personally would use a fan. But that might not spread enough cool
Edwin The Great :
My chili is always beefy. It needs to slim down. LAMO
Ryan Man:
It's LMAO
Edwin The Great :
GDMF... all this time... and nobody told me
Ryan Man:
They changed that too... now it's GDMoFo! You know, now that everyone uses "homie" slang
Edwin The Great :
To me it's GDMF. It shall always be that way to me
Ryan Man:
Actually, they didn't change it. It sounded a lot funnierer in my head, really.
Ha! Funnierer! Typos will never cease to amuse me
Edwin The Great :
Oh! A great way to stay awake is to get the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack and
listen to that
Ryan Man:
*shiver*
Edwin The Great :
Hey RyanMan, do you want the soundtrack?
Ryan Man:
I don't think I have room. How big?
Edwin The Great :
I'll check
Ryan Man:
(and that concludes Tech Tips...)
Edwin The Great :
63.5 MB
Ryan Man:
Well, no harm in trying. If I can't fit it, I'll just have to get rid of something...
Edwin The Great :
Okay. I'll send you the scarry stuff only then
Ryan Man:
No, all please
Edwin The Great :
Okay...
Ryan Man:
*clears 16MB*
Edwin The Great :
I'll zip it so it sends faster
Ryan Man:
There's an idea
Edwin The Great :
Oh, don't get the new winzip, it harasses you every time you start it up now... get WinRAR
Ryan Man:
Bye bye Galaga... I'll miss you dearly
Edwin The Great :
Galaga?
Ryan Man:
Awesome game. Either version(arcade or new) is worth the DL. As good as Star Fox(new)
and Space Invaders(arcade)
Edwin The Great :
*sneds SH2 OST* This is going to take some time...
Ryan Man:
Yup
Edwin The Great :
Oh well. We've got all night
Ryan Man:
Yay! The movie is over! Now I can vegetate in peace
Edwin The Great :
Yup
Ryan Man:
Another little hint for the download-crazed. Make sure you have lots of CD-R's.
Half my hard drive is movies... Maybe I'll get some this week to free up some space...
Edwin The Great :
Holy pile of puke! I have 10 hours of music enqueued. 190 songs
Ryan Man:
I have 44. But hey, 2 CD's can only hold so much. Speaking of which, will the
SH2 soundtrack fit onto one?
Edwin The Great :
One of my CDs holds...170 songs (MP3 CD). It should...
Ryan Man:
Good
Edwin The Great :
If you're going to burn it as a music CD
Ryan Man:
That's the plan
Edwin The Great :
It's 54 minutes
Ryan Man:
Definetly. When the MP soundtrack finishes, I have 328 songs lined up. That should hold me
Edwin The Great :
328!!!? When I get a big HDD in my room, it's getting filled with songs
Ryan Man:
I guess we kind of inavetedly started the music segment
Edwin The Great :
hmm... i guess so... There's not much to say now that we're here...
Ryan Man:
Wait! I have notes!
Edwin The Great :
Okay
Ryan Man:
Ok, first a music video. It's an FF8 vid of Linkin Park's "Run Away". Excellent vid.
I usually don't like LP, but this song is pretty good, and I love FF8.
Download it now! Even if you have it, DL it again! It's that good!
Edwin The Great :
Love it or love it?
Ryan Man:
Uhh... you know, like really enjoy playing it...
Edwin The Great :
I've done that before
Ryan Man:
Not anything physical or anything...........
Edwin The Great :
Yeah
Ryan Man:
.................
Edwin The Great :
Okay, anyways...
Ryan Man:
And as for music music, Max Raabe's cover of "We Will Rock You" is the shiznit,
and almost any remixes of MegaMan music is good too
Edwin The Great :
I'll get that now...
Ryan Man:
And while we're talking about music, since I've been playing Zelda non-stop for 3 days,
I haven't really listened to any lately, and let me tell you, going too long without
any Leppard can drive a man crazy!
Edwin The Great :
Find some 16 Volt stuff for me okay?
Ryan Man:
?
Edwin The Great :
Band, called 16 Volt
Ryan Man:
But why I findy?
Edwin The Great :
WinMX has nothing
Ryan Man:
Oh
Edwin The Great :
Man, I wish I had a sound system with good subs and R n'L inputs, or... auxilary
inputs i think they're called
Ryan Man:
I do. Well it's not the best, but it is pretty damn good
Edwin The Great :
I want to hook up my PC to it. Another 4 hours to SH2 soundtrack in my playlist. Let's move it up some...Tell me when
you're going to start litening to them, I'll move it up so we listen at the same time
Ryan Man:
Another billion hours in mine... Actually, I'm just running my entire library
Edwin The Great :
Billion is a bit over the top...
Ryan Man:
Meh. OK, regarding 16 Volt, I found Turning Japanese(cover)and Crush. Not much else, all
other bands
Edwin The Great :
Oh, another way to keep you up, keep all the lights on
Ryan Man:
Oops. I'm sitting in the dark
Edwin The Great :
And do afternoon type stuff, eat lunch, 'n' stuff
Ryan Man:
Play music at an outdoor volume
Edwin The Great :
Yeah.
Ryan Man:
Or not, if there are other people in the building who want to sleep
Edwin The Great :
Oh well. All they can do is call the cops. Oh, I reccomend listening to
'Hell March' on the Command and Conquer soundtrack. That ought to keep you awake.
So, listening to SH2 yet?
Ryan Man:
Umm.. did you send me the whole ST?
Edwin The Great :
All that I have
Ryan Man:
Oh. Well I'll have to fill the gaps then
Edwin The Great :
Okay... Listen to them now though
Ryan Man:
The "Lisa" track is from SH1, is it not?
Edwin The Great :
Probably... Enqueued yet?
Ryan Man:
No. Oh frick. You're missing a lot. So is everyone else... But then again, I had to go to
great lengths to get the whole MP soundtrack too....
Edwin The Great :
Anyways, listen to what you've got
Ryan Man:
Yeah, this "Lisa" thing is from SH1
Edwin The Great :
Yes...
Ryan Man:
Poor Lisa
Edwin The Great :
Are they enqueued now?
Ryan Man:
No. Hold on
Edwin The Great :
Okay
Ryan Man:
That's the second saddest game ever
Edwin The Great :
Forrest Gump had a sad ending... I cry rarely, but right then...
Ryan Man:
So did Conker's Bad Fur day. I'll send you the ending song. It's pretty depressing *sends*
Edwin The Great :
Okay, enqueued now?
Ryan Man:
No, still unzipping
Edwin The Great :
Holy crap, I forgot about the unzipping. Sorry about that
Ryan Man:
Meh. It only makes you seem like an impatient, obsessive fool.
Edwin The Great :
Enque them alphabetically when you're done. Hmm... it's spelt enqueue... Ah well, my
way's faster. It doesn't pronounce the same way, but I don't care
Ryan Man:
Just say Q
Edwin The Great :
Or enQ
Ryan Man:
Same deal
Edwin The Great :
*receives BFD ending track* It'd be sadder if I had played the game
Ryan Man:
Yeah, very true. But the "music" is very atmospheric
Edwin The Great :
I suppose... The end of Good Will Hunting was pretty good too. It was a happy sad, not a sad sad
Ryan Man:
Well, I'm on song 6 of 328
Edwin The Great :
Where is Silent Hill finding itself?
Ryan Man:
I'll listen to SH2 when it's done
Edwin The Great :
Okay
Ryan Man:
Is it really scary?
Edwin The Great :
Oh Hell yeah. Some are terrible. Especially if you remember what parts of the
game it's from
Ryan Man:
Well I didn't play (most of) it!
Better turn on the lights and get the baseball bat then
Edwin The Great :
Yeah, you'll feel safer. I'm halk(*half) way desensitized, but I think it'll
still creep me out. Hmm... Halk, that's a cool word...
Ryan Man:
Like Hulk
Edwin The Great :
Except with an 'a'
Ryan Man:
Which reminds me, I won't be getting my Hulk Hands any time soon. *sad dance*
Edwin The Great :
Why not *inqusitive dance*
Ryan Man:
Cause I spent all my cash on Zelda and the Gameboy SP
Edwin The Great :
Oh...
Ryan Man:
Aw crap... just when it was getting to Black Sabbath... Oh well, time to listen to
the horrors that will likely keep me up
Edwin The Great :
I'm on Hell March. Okay. In 3
Ryan Man:
2
Edwin The Great :
1. Good start...
Ryan Man:
I think I have them in different order though
Edwin The Great :
Okay, we'll stop. Are they in alphabetical?
Ryan Man:
I have "Theme of Laura" at #1, and I downloaded "Sadness" which is at 2.
The rest are numerical/alphabetical
Edwin The Great :
Okay, skip to track 16. Scary shat
Ryan Man:
but I like 1...
Edwin The Great :
No! 16! In 3
Ryan Man:
2
Edwin The Great :
1. Scary no?
Ryan Man:
10 seconds in... It's not so bad. 30... Losing interest.... 40... Putting lights back off
Edwin The Great :
They'll get worse
Ryan Man:
If you say so
Edwin The Great :
I took my feet of the ground I'm so scared
Ryan Man:
That makes little to no sense
Edwin The Great :
Well, when I'm tense, I'll make myself as little as possible. On to next song...
Ryan Man:
Making more sense...
Edwin The Great :
Oh this one's not so bad
Ryan Man:
Nope
Edwin The Great :
Wait for the one with clanking
Ryan Man:
Yeesh, you're missing at least 16 tracks. I have a feeling this won't fit on one CD when I'm done
Edwin The Great :
Nope
Ryan Man:
Crap
Edwin The Great :
Probably not. An MP3 CD yes
Ryan Man:
Well how much is that going to set me back?
Edwin The Great :
An MP3 CD?
Ryan Man:
Yeah
Edwin The Great :
Nothing if you have a RW lying around
Ryan Man:
Eh?
Edwin The Great :
An MP3 CD is a CD that has MP3s on it instead of music tracks
Ryan Man:
Oh... You had me a bit confusled there
Edwin The Great :
But it can only be played on certain players or computers
Ryan Man:
That won't do
Edwin The Great :
I always listen to CDs on my computers anyways... So it's fine for me
Ryan Man:
I don't. Very rarely
Edwin The Great :
Oh...
Ryan Man:
Almost always in my player or discman
Edwin The Great :
Okay. I'm thankful, my way saves CDs
Ryan Man:
But, back to the show in a minute here. We've gotten a little bit off track
Edwin The Great :
Okay. Ah, the scarry song(in my opinion)
Ryan Man:
I don't think this is going to scare me... I've played through SH like 3 times in pitch black
Edwin The Great :
Well, then you're pretty close to being desensitized then...
Ryan Man:
Yeah
Edwin The Great :
Ah, the squeaky boots. Listen in the background
Ryan Man:
Sounds more like a broken couch or piano
Edwin The Great :
The slowed down clock... of the Coo-coo variety
Ryan Man:
Ok, now back to the show. Where were we?
Edwin The Great :
No idea. Waiting a second. Oh, a minute. So, what did we have to wait for?
Ryan Man:
I dunno. That means.... *pulls number out of arse* Classic Gaming time! Today I'm gonna
talk about the classic NES game that nobody's ever heard of, Nuts & Milk!
Edwin The Great :
Haha! Nuts! And milk! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ryan Man:
Now I don't know what the hell the game has to do with nuts or milk, but it's damn fun
Edwin The Great :
I think I'm going to bust a gut
Ryan Man:
Not a nut? The objective it to get your little dome guy to save your little dome
girlfriend, but, you have to collect all the fruit on the level and avoid the evil
blue dome guy. It's pretty simple, but can get frustrating when the second blue dome
guy appears. Like I said, nobody's ever heard of it, but I think it's pretty cool.
I've wasted hours with it, so it can't be too bad, tight? So if you're in the
neighborhood, DL the ROM. Checking out this obscure little gem will definetly be
worth your time
Edwin The Great :
Tight things can never be bad, when they're vinyl, and being worn by women...
Ryan Man:
right*
Edwin The Great :
Mmm... I'll refrain from looking up pictures for now...
Ryan Man:
Enough with your sick fetishes. Your turn to do the software review
Edwin The Great :
Okay. I strongly reccomend not getting WinZip now. It harrases you every time it starts up with some odd picture
Ryan Man:
Unless you get an older version...
Edwin The Great :
Hmmm... Very true...
Ryan Man:
Gold Star
Edwin The Great :
Get WinRAR instead. It's better anyways. I don't use it, but my sister says it's great
Ryan Man:
Or, get both, just incase.
Edwin The Great :
Good plan. Windows XP comes with WinZip support too. So i'm in zip paradise
Ryan Man:
I see
Edwin The Great :
Indeed
Ryan Man:
That it?
Edwin The Great :
Pretty much...
Ryan Man:
Don't you have something else to yak about *coughSunEditcough*
Edwin The Great :
Meh. It's okay, but it glitches up a lot... You go ahead. You know quite a bit too
Ryan Man:
Well, basically, if you want to "hack" tiberian Sun, get SunEdit2K
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. It's got tons of stuff
Ryan Man:
It's pretty good, but beware, some things are not what they seem. Some how
"Hit Points" means how much points the enemy gets for killing the unit
Edwin The Great :
Just keep the mouse over the fields for brief explanations and it's not too confusing
Ryan Man:
Other than that, the fact that a lot of good ideas won't work, and there's a time
limit, it's the best TS editor I've seen so far. Prettiest too. TibEd is okay, but
seems to be lacking some sort of panache.
Edwin The Great :
There's a way to make it have no time limit, but there's no hacking section.
I have it for at least another 20 years... Anyways... Any other software?
Ryan Man:
Not in my notes...
Edwin The Great :
I'm drawing a blank myself
Ryan Man:
Well, then I'll whip out my virtual weather chart and pointer stick
Edwin The Great :
okay
Ryan Man:
OK, Today was a good day.(Ataris reference!) Actually, weather-wise, it's been
a pretty good week here. Nice weather except for a chilly wind.
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. Watch the beans on the way out. HAHAHA!
Ryan Man:
Enough with the chili jokes. I'm gonna bet that there won't be anymore snow this
year, so get ready to bust out the lawn care products, boys.
Edwin The Great :
Or the tobogans for those die-hards. I think I'll do that sometime this week
Ryan Man:
Good luck
Edwin The Great :
Thanks
Ryan Man:
...to your carcass!
Edwin The Great :
He'll do just fine. He'll carry on in my absence
Ryan Man:
Nobody will know the difference
Edwin The Great :
Exactly. He looks just like me
Ryan Man:
You know, Ozzy sounds a lot different when he's singing. I know most people do,
but this is a big difference here. You can actually tell what he's saying!
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. Bryce explained that to me
Ryan Man:
I should have known
Edwin The Great :
Yup. He's Bryce, i mean, come on. It had to come up sometime
Ryan Man:
Yeah
Edwin The Great :
So, are there any sections left?
Ryan Man:
Not sure. It's been a while
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. A good week and a half...
Ryan Man:
Ah! Word of the Day!
Edwin The Great :
Oh yeah
Ryan Man:
But I already deleted today's e-mail, so today's word is.... doom
Edwin The Great :
Good choice
Ryan Man:
I think everybody knows what it means, but I just really like the word
Edwin The Great :
Good game engine
Ryan Man:
Yup, one of the originals. One of the good ones.
Edwin The Great :
Yup
Ryan Man:
I figured out something else we missed.
Edwin The Great :
What?
Ryan Man:
Links!
Edwin The Great :
I really don't use the internet much... I'll look in my ones in Opera though
Ryan Man:
Nor do I, but there are a few regulars
Edwin The Great :
Never mind... You choose one
Ryan Man:
Becasue of the recent release, you could try http://www.zelda.com. Lots of good
movies and info! And I've been on Newground's message board a lot lately
Edwin The Great :
Hmmm... I wonder were Explosives.com will go...
Good god!
Ryan Man:
And my Site of the Day 03/30/03 is....
NinjaTurtles.com!
Edwin The Great :
Real explosves!
Ryan Man:
Wheee! I missed half of today's show, but oh well. I'll catch it next week.
Edwin The Great :
I played FF10 instead. Not a bad game...
Ryan Man:
Every TMNT or used-to-be-TMNT fan should check it out. Nothing better than
a little Turtle Power!
Edwin The Great :
But I hate the sphere grid....
Ryan Man:
Sounds like a dumb idea to me
Edwin The Great :
It is... Play it, and you'll realize how bad t is
Ryan Man:
So does turn-based sports, but people say it's fun
Edwin The Great :
It's not all turn based. Only when you get caught
Ryan Man:
Every time, the story changes...
Edwin The Great :
Really?
Ryan Man:
About how Blitzball is played, that is
Edwin The Great :
...Okay...
Ryan Man:
Every person I ask says something different
Edwin The Great :
That's not right. It's turn based to a certain degree. I have it for a week,
I'll show you some time
Ryan Man:
After NHL Hitz, I don't think I can go back to slower-paced sports games
Edwin The Great :
Never played it...
Ryan Man:
Great game. Best sports game(s) ever, in my humble opinion. Except for Blades of Steel
Edwin The Great :
Well, I don't play sports games
Ryan Man:
(Expect to see a review of that on the site someday) So how many actual articles do
I have up? 3?
Edwin The Great :
Not sure, that seems about right...
Ryan Man:
Better get to work on that MM4 one. I still need to find a copy of Airplane! though
Edwin The Great :
MM4?
Ryan Man:
And a way to take pictures
Edwin The Great :
Oh NM. I miss the MTN kids club
Ryan Man:
Well, I think we could profit from a little more pointless ramble. I barely remember it
Edwin The Great :
Me too. That's the problem, I miss it 'cause I can't remember it.
It was part of every Manitoba kid...
Ryan Man:
Yeah
Edwin The Great :
Back when it was 24... Then 31... Then 22... I think it was channel 20 at a time too...
Ryan Man:
12? Which is A-Channel now, and A-Channel was MTN
Edwin The Great :
Thanks. Crap... I just listed the YTV chanels...
Ryan Man:
Yeah, you did. Becasue of several hours of scouring the deepest depths of the internet,
I'm confident that the MTN Kids Club has disappeared completely off the face of the Earth
Edwin The Great :
That's too bad...
Ryan Man:
I'm sure if it were American though, someone would have a fansite at least
Edwin The Great :
We should think up some random topic then look for it on the internet, but first,
I've gotta leak
Ryan Man:
OK. During that time, I'll think. Well... Even MTN is gone completely.
Only popping up in some people's resumes.
Edwin The Great :
Okay. back. So, what should we look for?
Ryan Man:
Try "robot pirate island" and see how many results you get that are related
to Spongebob Squarepants
Edwin The Great :
Okay
Ryan Man:
Wow, at least half of the first page...
Edwin The Great :
402 results for that exact phrase
Ryan Man:
I got about 20100
Edwin The Great :
Put ""s for it to be an exact phrase
Ryan Man:
OK. Holy cow. Now the whole first page is Sponge-related. WHAT KIND OF WORLD
DO WE LIVE IN!!!!!
Edwin The Great :
"Psycho bean" got 206 results. Good God
this sucks! "Last updated 4/30/02
(A day on which I ate many Chinese things.)" ...I may have been far too harsh,
this site is hilarious
Ryan Man:
Oh. My. God.
Edwin The Great :
"The fish? The squirrels? THEY'RE ALL FINE!!! FIIIIINE!! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAA
I can't BELIEVE how much my feet smell." "I sense I've gone off on a tangent. I
don't care. This is MY page, and if I want to rant about PUDDING (which I don't,)
I WILL!!"
Ryan Man:
Remember that man who had the "virus"?
Edwin The Great :
Find the site?
Ryan Man:
Looks like the sucker was payin' for his porno
Edwin The Great :
Poor sap...
Ryan Man:
Someone should teach him not to go to those sites.
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. I'm lucky, my sites aren't even classified as porn! Ah, it's great to be me
Ryan Man:
Although... there are some pretty girls at this one...
Edwin The Great :
Oh?
Ryan Man:
But that's a bit inapropriate. I should not be visiting sites like this...
Someone might actually read this one day and think I'm a pervert
Edwin The Great :
Meh, that's okay. Every guy i know does it, so... it's normal. Hell, even some girls do it
Ryan Man:
Yes, but I'd prefer to stay respected by my readers
Edwin The Great :
Okay, so what do we do know...?
Ryan Man:
I dunno.
Edwin The Great :
I'm starting to feel the lack of sleep
Ryan Man:
Maybe that means the end of today's show
Edwin The Great :
But our special will have failed...
Ryan Man:
Not really. The show doesn't have to be all night. Besides, for all they know, this could
have taken all night
Edwin The Great :
You know, maybe you shouldn't bother editing this... It's like...
50 pages long (rough esimate)
Ryan Man:
No! It is my duty to enforce good spelling and grammar!
Edwin The Great :
By the way, the font is still italic from one of the other <>'s you did
Ryan Man:
That's why I need to edit...
Edwin The Great :
Yeah. I'd strongly reccomend spell check
Ryan Man:
Meh. Manual is a better way to kill time
Edwin The Great :
That's true. So, you're going to attempt to stay up?
Ryan Man:
Yup
Edwin The Great :
Well, I'll be damned if I give up this early
Ryan Man:
So I think we should just say goodnight to the readers. They want to go to bed.
Edwin The Great :
Okay... I'll accept that
Ryan Man:
G'night, readers!
Edwin The Great :
So, anything to go out on tonight?
Ryan Man:
Ummmm... Nope. You?
Edwin The Great :
I'll think of something... Got one! Orange toothpaste always has and always will
be a bad idea
Ryan Man:
So very true. See you next week, anyone who reads this tripe!
Edwin The Great :
Yup, seeya