Way back in about fifth grade or so, Old Dutch released a flavour of potato chips that became just less than an obsession for the city of Winnipeg. The phenomenon may have reached farther, I don't know, but I do know for sure that everyone I knew at the time absolutely loved these chips, and when the Mexican Chili flavour disappeared into the vast blackness of time, the world lost a little bit of its sheen. I mourned the loss just as much as the next man, and over time, they would come up in conversations about beloved things of days gone by. There's even a Facebook group dedicated to having Old Dutch revive the flavour. But...
What is this I found?
Somewhere in the wilderness between Winnipeg and Kenora, there is a Shell station. In that particular establishment, I spent a little time browsing the snacks while my girlfriend used the litte girls' room. It was there that I spotted this supposed long lost variety of potato chip. I snapped up two bags right away, and then we headed back onto the road.
So what's going on then? I'm not entirely sure. Did the Mexican Chili chips really disappear, or have we all just been shopping at the wrong places? There's a possibility that they just aren't distributed in Winnipeg anymore, but that would be completely ridiculous, because Old Dutch's Canadian headquarters and maufacturing plant is in Winnipeg. Or maybe, and most likely, Old Dutch has heard the call and has put Mexican Chili chips back on their roster. Will we ever know? Well, I could if I were to take a short trip down to the plant, but I really don't care that much.
The simple fact of the matter is that they're exactly as I remember them. Delicious and spicy as hell. Though, maybe it's just because I never eat Rip-L chips, but they seemed uncharacteristically tough and painful to eat. I doubt they were stale, as the bag's best before date says September, so maybe that's how they're suppose to be? It's probably just that my mouth was softened up because I had eaten Cap'n Crunch for breakfast.
In other, comepletely unrelated news, I went over that last article I wrote and did a few revisions; added a little content for things I've experienced more now, and made a couple corrections. But not all possible corrections. Why not? It's a long story and I've already filled up enough of this post with chip talk. So yeah, maybe head back there and check out the two or so new paragraphs I added.
Oh, look! A blog update. How quaint.
But what is this that comes along with it? An "ar-tee-cool"? I have never heard of such a thing! Well, perhaps I'll check it out anyway. It's probably not a horrible cop-out just so the author can pretend he's written something of value this year. And I'll bet it's completely spellchecked too. Nobody would just leave a fine piece of writing with all sorts of typos and grammatical errors, right? Right. It'll be great. I'm sure of it.