 History Books In late September of 2005, a war broke out between the executives of CoozyForHire.com and a group of rogue terrorists. The reason was due to conflicting definintions of the word "coozy" on Urban Dictionary. We believe it is a drink insulator and according to the early ratings of Urban Dictionary, it was - Until the war to change the definition of coozy began... We fought to restore coozy's rank to its original splendor but lost that battle. The enemy forces were too great and too underhanded to fight off. It didn't help that the greater part of our troops were lazy and quickly grew uninterested in victory. They had won the war, and we called a truce. Our coozy had its definition changed from that of a useful insulation device to one far too foul to mention. At first, it seemed hopeless, and top Coozy brass thought it would be best just to learn to live with the new definition. But a splinter group of true-hearted individuals knew what had to be done and broke off to do what they could to to stop the tyrannous rule of the misnamed "Truth" Army. The Truce Has Ended Our guerrilla tactics have been discovered. Our plan had been to slowly change the result of the war under the noses of the enemy and effectivley change the history books. Now the war has come again. We need your help. Somehow the enemy has been informed of our plans. We are once again winning the battle, but the results may sway in the comming weeks, as our forces had been reduced to no more than a small commando squad at the end of the first war. We need you to enlist in our army, the Coozy Army, and help keep the definition of coozy pure, as it once was. How To Join The Good Fight The battle is fought on the grounds of Urban Dictionary. Go to
the definition and vote for all definitions pretaining to
insulating a beverage. Then, spread the word. We've made a logo
for all those who fight along side us, so get going soldier. Post
it on your website or in your forum signature(s) if you want to show
you pride for your allegiance.
The Enemy grows stronger. We must not let them win. The War Continues... |
