Because that totally happens

An excerpt from the Zoo Rules page on the website of the city zoo:

  • The following items are NOT PERMITTED and should be left at home:
    • Pets *
    • Roller blades, roller skates, heelies, skateboards, child scooters
    • Bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles
    • Balloons of any kind
    • Straws
    • Balls, Frisbees, flying discs, etc.

And now I’m imagining a gang of punks on unicycles causing all sorts of mischief in the zoo.


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